reason 11: FYobeseS looks like a cross between Rodney Trotter, some biking postman and Del Boy in his ancient Black and White pic - what a peasant!
12: FYfatS apparently drives a lada samara - one of those hideous old russian hatckbacks that smell of... moth balls hahaha
13 FYS is a fat, ugly, personally abusive c***.
14 I forgot to mention he's FAT.
15 feel free to add more
> 1 Freeyourself ruined the only Morrissey album I enjoyed listening to from
> beginning to finish, from the laid back sun-kissed sound of California on
> "America is not the World" to the high camp self-pity of
> "you know I couldn't last." "But how?" I hear you ask.
> By naming himself after the lyric towards the end of "All The Lazy
> Dykes" - that's how. Every time I get towards the end of one of my
> favourite songs on the album I hear those warm, loving words "free
> yourself, be yourself" and I see some hideous pile of lard covered in
> pubic hairs, reclining on a dirty floor surrounded by kylie records with
> "hot and "cum" emblazoned on his grotesque face, pulling
> some revolting "homoerotic" pout. It's a little like pre-emptive
> nausea when you're on the way to the hospital for chemotherapy. Even the
> *thought* of those words towards the end of the song makes me nauseated
> these days. I often reach for the track skip function as late as I can
> bear to, without risking having to hear those words.
> 2 Freeyourself has the eprsonality of a vicious poisonous old queen, who
> spends all his time bitching and looking at porn.
> 3 Freeyourself is apparently dating a man "with form." I think
> you know what I mean.
> 4 Freeyourself is obese and smells like moth balls, yet he acts like he's
> some sexy young superstud. Yucky.
> 5 FYFS is into the "bear scene" - this means he likes to dress
> up like a gimp and meet other fat, ugly men for halitosis-ridden kisses,
> and fungal foot play.
> 6 Have you seen that pic of him on the floor with "hot and
> "cum" on his face? Hahahahaha
> 7 FYS is a vile racist who uses terms like "chink" and also
> happens to be a bit of a pervert. A disgusting combination, frankly. The
> contents of his typing probably reflect the contents of his mind. Not a
> pleasant thought.
> 8 FYS sits on his fat arse typing messages to himself and registering IDs
> on this forum for 20 hours a day. This probably means (i) he has a
> personality disorder or (ii) he is an insomniac with no life, friends,
> family or job or money.
> 9 FYS was reported to be "a bit pongy" after the earls court
> show - apparently after moshing, his bum started to smell a bit of damp,
> warm shit.
> 10 FYS is a fat c***. Did I mention that?
