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Dumbledore
Guest
I ate a Twinkie today
And I thought of you.
It squirted on my dress
Just like you do
It made the kind of mess
That you always do
I licked the cream
As is my wont
Then I taunted elderly men
At the supermarket
And barked back at small dogs
Just for fun
And masturbated to the Eurythmics
To pass the time
Until I saw you again
I can't wait to peel your jockey shorts
Down
And smell your scent
And taste your taste
Your spooge is the cream
In my coffee.
And I thought of you.
It squirted on my dress
Just like you do
It made the kind of mess
That you always do
I licked the cream
As is my wont
Then I taunted elderly men
At the supermarket
And barked back at small dogs
Just for fun
And masturbated to the Eurythmics
To pass the time
Until I saw you again
I can't wait to peel your jockey shorts
Down
And smell your scent
And taste your taste
Your spooge is the cream
In my coffee.
