I know what you're saying. I mean if Elton John has kids, surely Morrissey could have some too? Everyone should have a fair chance at ruining a child's life!
Speaking of Sir Elton, I just want to extend a friendly warning (like Morrissey with Finland) (I really want to go there now.): don't ever, under any circumstances (mine was a post lockdown summer day with nothing on tv), watch "Rocketman". Oh dear Lord that was terrible. It's in my top five now.
It was probably not a good idea to watch a film about Elton John anyway, I only really like one song of his. But, spoiler, the inner child scene!!! Why Lord whYYY?
Also, it's like with Damon, you never see David Furnished pottering about.
I'm thinking even "England is mine" can't be that bad, by comparison...
It actually makes you think that Elton John is even less likeable than imagined. A feat of some sort...