My secret's my enzyme.
Well, you're right about it. There are actually more chances for Morrissey's penis in your vagina, I mean, Morrissey hasn't told you a clear NO yet, so you can still have some hope...
But in my world he puts his penis in my vagina every night. "We're" okay with that arrangement so he doesn't have to smell my farts and I don't have to kiss his bad breath. It's in my mind. THe poll was for hilarity, I know there is zero to none chance he is remotely interested in having sex with me, there are countless more beautiful and erudite people in his circle he could f***, it's not going to be the crazy fat lady on the internet. Or the woman looking to be saved. Or the sexchat f***buddy. Morrissey has a reputation to uphold. There is nothing glamorous, poetic, romantic or interesting about internet girls, they are a dime a dozen.