yet more lies

[chestycough]

Ronseal 5 Year Woodstain does exactly what it says on the tin, does it? Funny that. I've looked all over the label and nowhere does it say 'Makes your front door look like an African elephant has wiped its arse on it.'

 

[Steve Edwards from Welshpool]

stop stealing my material please

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Ronseal 5 Year Woodstain does exactly what it says on the tin, does it?
> Funny that. I've looked all over the label and nowhere does it say 'Makes
> your front door look like an African elephant has wiped its arse on it.'

So funny!
Know exactly what you mean...the colours all come out the same..
I guess they just got a job lot and stuck it in different tins.