X-Factor Simon Cowell on the cover of NME

What the fuck?? Not that I've had any faith in NME for years.....but this one takes the biscuit!

 

It's more interesting than just praise of the latest newravelandfillindie group.

 

He's been responsible for more number 1's than Morrissey has had, so why not?

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Yeah, but how shite are Cowells offerings?
Number 1's like this mean nothing to me.

 

So the NME's front cover has to agree with your tastes?
I didn't say how good / bad Cowell's offerings were.....but the fact remains he has had a good number of number one successes over the past 6 years by whatever means.
Morrissey has not achieved this once in 26 years of trying. But has had several cover story features.

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Simon looks kinda sexy. I'll probably buy it once yearly for over the xmas period, if moz hasn't got them shut down with his libel case by then *snort*