Re: Thank you for the advice...
> Yes, you've been very bad, my slave, and you'll have to pay dearly. The
> penguin book is just for warm up. You still must be punished. I'd like you
> to activate your cam so I can see you carve "Helga" across your
> chest, and then I'll drag you over to eBay where you shall bid on some
> Morrissey items for me. After this, I'll rent you out to Bertie so she can
> rape your credit cards too. Men are scum to be used and thrown away!
Look, I will max out my cards on all the signed (often misspelled) Moz baubles, gewgaws, and paraphenalia on Ebay...just do not hand me over to Bertie! The things he makes me do! Calling him LORD Russell and whimpering passages from the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus in the original German -- I MUST'NT stumble over words...I MUST'NT stumble over words...I MUST'NT... -- and EEEEKK! NOT THE TOM JONES RECORDS!! BERTIE, STOP GYRATING AND PUT DOWN THE GOLD CHAINS...AAAAAHHHHH!!!