WPTMIM - via netflix

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The Seeker of Good Songs

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I received a copy of Who Put The "M" in Manchester from Netflix, the online movie rental outfit.

I haven't bought it yet, and seeing all the posts of the problem DVD's, I will view it via rental first.
 
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Dirty Sanchez

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Dude, if you're a fuckin' fan just buy the fuckin' thing.
 
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The Seeker of Good Songs

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Thank you for the advice...

...but sometimes other financial and family expenses take priority. When the time is right, it will be purchased.

Don't be hatin'.
 
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Running from the I.R.S.

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> ...but sometimes other financial and family expenses take priority. When
> the time is right, it will be purchased.

> Don't be hatin'.

It's easy to buy stuff on Amazon even if you are flat broke and all your credit cards are maxed out. It only takes 5 minutes to set up an Amazon credit line so you can keep on buying junk without missing a beat!

Remember, after 9/11 it's become our patriotic duty to shop till we drop and keep the economy going.

You could also create a female screenname on Yahoo Messenger and find some female pic for your profile. Then you go into the "Adult" rooms and pretend to be a dominatrix. When slave boys IM you, you can order them to buy you shit off your Amazon wishlist.

There's always a way, dude.

Of course one cool thing about Netflix (at least back when I was a member 2 years ago) is they have an honor system for lost DVDs. They believe you when you tell 'em it was lost in the mail before it got to you and then it's your to keep!

Yes, always a way.
 
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Codreanu

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> You could also create a female screenname on Yahoo Messenger and find some
> female pic for your profile. Then you go into the "Adult" rooms
> and pretend to be a dominatrix. When slave boys IM you, you can order them
> to buy you shit off your Amazon wishlist.

Is that you, Helga?! I have been bad...do you really want that coffee-table book on penguins?
 
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Running from the I.R.S.

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> Is that you, Helga?! I have been bad...do you really want that
> coffee-table book on penguins?

Yes, you've been very bad, my slave, and you'll have to pay dearly. The penguin book is just for warm up. You still must be punished. I'd like you to activate your cam so I can see you carve "Helga" across your chest, and then I'll drag you over to eBay where you shall bid on some Morrissey items for me. After this, I'll rent you out to Bertie so she can rape your credit cards too. Men are scum to be used and thrown away!
 
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Codreanu

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> Yes, you've been very bad, my slave, and you'll have to pay dearly. The
> penguin book is just for warm up. You still must be punished. I'd like you
> to activate your cam so I can see you carve "Helga" across your
> chest, and then I'll drag you over to eBay where you shall bid on some
> Morrissey items for me. After this, I'll rent you out to Bertie so she can
> rape your credit cards too. Men are scum to be used and thrown away!

Look, I will max out my cards on all the signed (often misspelled) Moz baubles, gewgaws, and paraphenalia on Ebay...just do not hand me over to Bertie! The things he makes me do! Calling him LORD Russell and whimpering passages from the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus in the original German -- I MUST'NT stumble over words...I MUST'NT stumble over words...I MUST'NT... -- and EEEEKK! NOT THE TOM JONES RECORDS!! BERTIE, STOP GYRATING AND PUT DOWN THE GOLD CHAINS...AAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
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Codreanu

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> -- and EEEEKK! NOT THE TOM JONES RECORDS!! BERTIE, STOP GYRATING AND PUT
> DOWN THE GOLD CHAINS...AAAAAHHHHH!!!

And if that is not bad enough, when Bertie is really feeling naughty, he puts on Gary Puckett.
"Lady Willpower, it's now or never..."
 
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Running from the I.R.S.

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Mistress Bertie, this slave bitch male worm thinks YOU'RE a male. Teach him a lesson.
 
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Codreanu

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Oaf/Theo/IRS, I think that YOU'RE the one with the dark side!
 
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Codreanu

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Re: Oaf/Theo/IRS, I think that YOU'RE the one with the dark side!

And I am going to be the one with the dark back-side when Mistress Bertie *OUCH* MISTRESS LORD RUSSELL learns that I have already forgotten Wittgenstein's peculiar notion of "criteria."

The last time it was Neil Diamond for a week.
 
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Running from the I.R.S.

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I'm an innocent flower. I was just trying to expose YOUR dark side.
 
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Running from the I.R.S.

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Re: Oaf/Theo/IRS, I think that YOU'RE the one with the dark side!

> And I am going to be the one with the dark back-side when Mistress Bertie
> *OUCH* MISTRESS LORD RUSSELL learns that I have already forgotten
> Wittgenstein's peculiar notion of "criteria."

> The last time it was Neil Diamond for a week.

You won't be getting off so easy with Neil Diamond. Breaking out the Michael Bolton seems in order.
 
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Codreanu

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Re: Oaf/Theo/IRS, I think that YOU'RE the one with the dark side!

> You won't be getting off so easy with Neil Diamond. Breaking out the
> Michael Bolton seems in order.

Only, for the love of God, no pantomimic accompaniment with the mullet (scullet?) wig this time...that is just plain obscene.

And do not even think of dusting off the Yanni -- that would be a sheer psychological violation impingeing well beyond my "safety zone."
 
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Bertie

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Re: Oaf/Theo/IRS, I think that YOU'RE the one with the dark side!

> And I am going to be the one with the dark back-side when Mistress Bertie
> *OUCH* MISTRESS LORD RUSSELL learns that I have already forgotten
> Wittgenstein's peculiar notion of "criteria."

> The last time it was Neil Diamond for a week.

Oh shucks the truth is out -- I am a dominatrix trannie with a PhD in philosophy.

Lmao! You guys are hilarious!
 
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Bertie

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Re: Thank you for the advice...

> It's easy to buy stuff on Amazon even if you are flat broke and all your
> credit cards are maxed out. It only takes 5 minutes to set up an Amazon
> credit line so you can keep on buying junk without missing a beat!

> Remember, after 9/11 it's become our patriotic duty to shop till we drop
> and keep the economy going.

> You could also create a female screenname on Yahoo Messenger and find some
> female pic for your profile. Then you go into the "Adult" rooms
> and pretend to be a dominatrix. When slave boys IM you, you can order them
> to buy you shit off your Amazon wishlist.

> There's always a way, dude.

> Of course one cool thing about Netflix (at least back when I was a member
> 2 years ago) is they have an honor system for lost DVDs. They believe you
> when you tell 'em it was lost in the mail before it got to you and then
> it's your to keep!

> Yes, always a way.

Oh my, how do you know these thigs? Lmao!
 
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Codreanu

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Well, blossom, if you are going to expose me be sure to keep your corolla in your pants!
 
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Codreanu

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Sorry...

This SHOULD have read: Well, blossom, if you are going to "expose" me, be sure to keep your STAMEN in your pants!

It is time for my meds...
 
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