Would you take a bullet for Morrissey?

Would you take a bullet for Morrissey?

  • Yes

    Votes: 7 15.9%
  • No

    Votes: 31 70.5%
  • Oh, I just don't know.

    Votes: 6 13.6%

  • Total voters
    44
Only if there was a very good chance I would survive and receive his gratitute, and I'd get the best bits of being a martyr without missing out on the fun
But actually, no, I don't think I would, I like myself more than him
 
Yes but i'd have to wait till my children had all grown up then i would.When my shelf life of being needed was up then I'd happily do it.
 
If I did, he better damn well set my kids up for life.
 
If i was having a really miserble depressed suicidal day then the chance's are i very proberly would.
 
If you asked this question in General Discussion you might get different result :guitar:

P.S. Sorry, I've just noticed that you did :p
 
I'm guessing I have serious mental problems... or something. :(

I suppose I wouldn't step infront of him, but I would at least try to push/kick him out of the way.
Possibly use an excuse and shout that someone is torturing a small puppy in the opposite direction to get him to angeriy stomp over in that direction.

but I can't see anyone trying to shoot him. or has Mike Joyce hired asassin ninjas to go after him now?

wait, Assassin ninjas use guns now? :eek:
wow they ARE slacking these days..
:D;)
 
No.

But i'd get in the way of a heavy object that wouldn't kill me upon contact..
 
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Really?

haha

No..

But I will add..I would cut the hands off of anyone who DID shoot Morrissey.
I don't believe in the death penalty, but I think if any of my family/ friends or Morrissey was murdered I would flip flop on that issue...
 
Absolutely positively not.
 
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pew pew! stupid question very hypothetical
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