Would you let Reelaround give you anal?

[Our Lady]

Would you let Reelaround give you anal?

Bloody abysmal, to think that people are so f****ing bored they will actually vote on this

 

[iamnicola]

 

[Our Lady]

I'm going to find a new avatar, just because I sense that you don't like change. Marquis has nothing on me.

 

[mcrickson]

Reelaround is allegedly female..so an apparatus of some sort would be called for..

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Reelaround is allegedly female..so an apparatus of some sort would be called for..

allegedly is the right word to use, I mean in all their time here trolling this place have they ever posted a pic of themselves?
no, therefore they are best thought of as:

 

[Our Lady]

Reelaround is allegedly female..so an apparatus of some sort would be called for..

Even better.

 

[mcrickson]

allegedly is the right word to use, I mean in all their time here trolling this place have they ever posted a pic of themselves?
no, therefore they are best thought of as:

I actually love this shirt. Is that bad?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I actually love this shirt. Is that bad?

I put squirrels in my bed and mustard in my bed...is that bad?

Sorry, your post reminded me of that SNL skit. I may not be quoting it exactly.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Not that this has anything to do with Reelaround giving anyone anal, but here's a link to that skit if you've never seen it. It's so funny, I totally identify with Jeunice because everyone here is normal then I start talking about all this crazy shit. Hilarious. Though, in Jeunice's defense, she does look like a praying mantis and mantis is greek for "fortune teller," so maybe she knows her shit. (I can ruin ANYTHING!)

 

[Our Lady]

Bloody hijackers.

On my part, I would like my delicate English rose sullied by the subject, ad nauseam.

 

[Our Lady]

Okay Professor Ascot, nothing of yours is going to be sullied unless you drop the Victorian Malaise act.

Thank you, ma'am. Your input is appreciated, as ever, but I'm afraid that it's still Reelaround's input that I crave. So you can just go to bed, or consider;

Francesco Prelati died for your sins.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I deleted my post because I went to bed.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I f***ing hate my life.

 

[mcrickson]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=94820

 

[CrystalGeezer]

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=94820

Well, it's not like I can say "I hate my life because of the following thing..." It's like stuff that I can't put into words that has to do with the command "go to bed" and loving bimbos and blah, blah, blah. I just hate my life.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

It's like I live this life making connections and looking stuff up which is amazing despite being lonely since usually nobody knows what the f*** I'm talking about, but accompanying that life is this sorta seedy underworld where I feel, I don't know, used and controlled. Why the words from a nitwit saying "go to bed" accompanyed by ME saying I like bimbos would make me mad, I can't describe, but it's like I really want to say, "You know what? It's not your f***ing birthday anymore."

If you watched that SNL clip, here's the mantis I videoed about a year ago when I was apartment manager sitting, it was like camping in an apartment. I was also watching a friend's dog, Beth. When the mantis walks up the screen, he looks like he's popping bubbles, sorta cool, right? Except for the other part I have to live with that isn't me.

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[Our Lady]

Once, animals spewed sperm as they charged.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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[CrystalGeezer]

Ohh gee. Did you not like my anal action?

 

[Our Lady]

I wish you would stop harassing me. Beautiful though I am.