snowfallsoon
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he'd humiliate you, by telling you to f*** off once he had finished his deeds
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Would you let Morrissey give you anal?
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and you know this how?
FlowSnakes
Classic Mixed Signal
Where is the option: "Yeah, if I'm drunk enough?"
Where is the option: "Yeah, if I'm drunk enough?"
It doesn't really matter, it's a question of yes or no after all, isn't it?
FlowSnakes
Classic Mixed Signal
Not quite... there's that pesky "PLEASE" behind the yes.
Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.
Fumbling politeness
Where is the option: "Yeah, if I'm drunk enough?"
I think you're both right. In the end it's yes or no, no matter what.
But I also kind of missed an answer like "If i'm drunk enough" or at least one without the "PLEASE"...it's not that I'm dreaming about anal sex with Morrissey. I actually even find this discussion tasteless, but tastelessness has always been one of my strengths.
My point is, that I think that the relaxation of the closing muscle might be easier when drunk...
FlowSnakes
Classic Mixed Signal
I actually even find this discussion tasteless, but tastelessness has always been one of my strengths.
My point is, that I think that the relaxation of the closing muscle might be easier when drunk...
Yes, utterly tasteless. Luckily, there's no need to take it serious at all, so it's pretty funny...
Well, yes... uhm... I've heard hearsay from estranged friend's acquaintances that alcohol does indeed make that easier. *cough*
anon x
New Member
My point is, that I think that the relaxation of the closing muscle might be easier when drunk...
Poppers is what you require.
Mozza220559
Surmontil 50
This place has reached a new low, Morrissey would be disgusted.
anon x
New Member
You're not wrong there.
kyleleonard
Jeff Buckley Is God
don't act like you know every Morrissey move!
anon x
New Member
I think M might possibly throw up on reading that.
Hardly a surprise he doesn't like Solo if he reads stuff like that on here.
kyleleonard
Jeff Buckley Is God
I think it's cos it's full of pricks on here why he dislikes it, tbf.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
Oh, stop being so humorless and judgey. We're only having a bit of silly fun. I think Morrissey can handle such things. I mean, one of his favorite people is Russell Brand, whom he finds hilarious, and that man says crude things incessantly.
anon x
New Member
Oh well,maybe,Jonathan Ross can ask next time he's interviewing him,"Mowwissey,would you like to arse f*** me?"
and see what his reaction would be...
What about rimming M?
Would you go for that too?
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
Oh well,maybe,Jonathan Ross can ask next time he's interviewing him,"Mowwissey,would you like to arse f*** me?"
and see what his reaction would be...
What about rimming M?
Would you go for that too?
That's a bit different and you know it.
Well, wait, maybe you don't know it. I don't know you, so perhaps you're humor-impaired. Anyway... Joking on forums and asking about his sexual practices are very different things.
mozmic_dancer
One of the Good Guys
Flax, you're beautiful! Thank you for this.
I think with some nice alterations, this would make a nice addition to the nutter magazine cover thread.
I'm not volunteering, though.
Oh my god. it's Robby!
spontaneously luminescent
sehr interessant
some of the people that said yes I had no idea you girls were into that
I had no idea you girls were into that
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
You don't have to be into it. I mean, it's MORRISSEY!sehr interessantsome of the people that said yes
clumsy and shy
New Member
i think you're too far up his ass for him to reach
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