Would you eat a dog?

[Daddy Cool]

If you were absolutely starving - as in, at death's door - would you kill and eat a dog if it was your only source of food? And how much of it would you eat? Just the 'meat', or the offal too?

Discuss.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

A hot dog?
Yes, as long as it was a veggie one, with plenty of German mustard

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[Jukebox Jury]

If you were absolutely starving - as in, at death's door - would you kill and eat a dog if it was your only source of food? And how much of it would you eat? Just the 'meat', or the offal too?

Discuss.

Personally I do not see what the issue is with eating dog? I mean, millions of Koreans can't be wrong can they?

Meat is meat. Does it matter that the animal used to be nice cuddly 'Lassie' rather than a stupid big fat dumb cow?

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[Daddy Cool]

A hot dog?
Yes, as long as it was a veggie one, with plenty of German mustard

Jukebox Jury

No, a dog dog. You know, the type that like to be taken for a walk on a lead, and that shit in public places.

Not to be confused with

 

[Daddy Cool]

Personally I do not see what the issue is with eating dog? I mean, millions of Koreans can't be wrong can they?

Meat is meat. Does it matter that the animal used to be nice cuddly 'Lassie' rather than a stupid big fat dumb cow?

Jukebox Jury

Abso-bloody-exactly. Cows are stupid as f***.

We were discussing this last night in the pub as I tucked into a lovely mixed grill. I think dog was the only meat not on the plate. Although that sausage did look a bit suspect...

 

[Jukebox Jury]

A Lassie Dog

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[Jukebox Jury]

DC......
do you have this picture on ''stand by'' just waiting for my next thread / post to appear?
If he was to collect royalties everytime you posted it, he would be a wealthy man by now

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[Daddy Cool]

A Lassie Dog

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That actually looks like a dogs cock. I can't stomach those kind of sausages any more, they have to be quality butcher-style sausages. Getting quite hungry now.

 

[Daddy Cool]

DC......
do you have this picture on ''stand by'' just waiting for my next thread / post to appear?
If he was to collect royalties everytime you posted it, he would be a wealthy man by now

Jukebox Jury

I don't, but I probably should. I have to do a Google search for it when the need arises. I'd be happy to pay him royalties, as long as I get to stuff the cash in his thong myself.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Do you think anyone else is up this morning...or is it just me and you again?

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[Daddy Cool]

Do you think anyone else is up this morning...or is it just me and you again?

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Just me and thee, and our friend is here in spirit. You know who i'm talking about.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Just me and thee, and our friend is here in spirit. You know who i'm talking about.

He's always ''up''

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