Well have you met him? and where, and what was he like?
Meeting Morrissey is the one thing I have never managed to achieve. I'm probably too scared to meet him anyway. I'd probably just babble and make myself look ridiculous..
Maybe we need a new thread: Handy hints for getting to meet Morrissey?
One of my stories was in the 2nd link. Here it is again:
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=547454&postcount=16
As for being too scared or losing it and being ridiculous, I used to have the same fear. But I told my friends, if I ever run into him and if I lose it, please pinch me hard or whatever it takes to bring me back to my senses and remind me to thank Morrissey and ask him for a hug. Having a plan decreases anxiety, and it's really never come to that (needing someone to slap me and remind me what to say).
I've talked to people who even fainted meeting Morrissey! One girl said when she came to, Morrissey was very concerned for her and helped her up. She was embarrassed, but I think it was a wonderful thing for her because Moz didn't think anything bad about her, was probably touched by how profoundly he affects people, and was able to demonstrate his legendary kindness. Anyhow, I'm not the fainting type. And for those who are, it's okay. You'll not only survive, Moz will take care of you!
So it turns out, that when I have met Morrissey, I've had so much practice meeting him at planned events like signings and concerts, that it goes quite smoothly. The first random encounter (which is that story linked up above), even though the first thing I said to him was rather stupid ("I can't believe it's you!"), Morrissey was very kind and asked me all sorts of questions, so I didn't really have to think about what to say, just answered his questions.
As for handy hints for meeting Morrissey, I don't want to encourage stalking because while Morrissey does enjoy the attention and meeting those who love him, I think he wants to do it on his own terms. I've been tipped off several times where to find Morrissey, but I'm not going to act on them if I think it's inappropriate. Having met Morrissey several times in appropriate ways, I'm really glad I didn't embarrass myself and irk him by engaging in stalking behavior.
I guess you could go hang around the beat-the-street buses outside of the concert venue. Once in a while, if there's not too many people (try it in small towns) and if the mood strikes him, he will meet the fans waiting for him.