Would anyone like to offer accommodation in NYC, Boston or New Jersey?

[Give Him A Nice Big Burger]

I'm housetrained.

 

[Greasetea Inn]

Of course.

Meals and ales are your shout however and if you do not bathe, do not bother because my West Elm stuff is too nice to be dirtied.

Call me (212) 966 6688. Leave a message.