His username is "Drew a swallow".Haha I know, sorry about that. Drew or Andrew is the solo member "swallow on the neck". He looks like the fifth member of Depeche Mode and suffers from dysmorphia and has a few kids here and there.
Crystal Palace have a ground in Croydon called Selleri Park, nah sorry Selhurst Park. They play in shirts that make them look like Barcelona but Messi would not wipe his arse with one.
Chelsea unlike United is an oil club like Manchester City and Chelsea and City have in common that they bought all their success with oil money after not having any kind of success in their entire history (apart from some trophy that is no longer handed out to any side).
There it is simple and clear as a freshly scrubbed acne face.