Worst Lyrics Ever

[Mozza220559]

What are some of the worst, cringiest lyrics you've ever heard?
For me it's:

"I love it when you call, I love it when you call, I love it when you call but you never call at all" by The Feeling

f***ing dreadful lyric

There's more but they'll come to me later.

 

[Drew a swallow]

"With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying."

Totally derelict!

 

[Mozza220559]

"With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying."

Totally derelict!

God who wrote that pretentious mush?

 

[Uncleskinny]

'Life' by Des'ree

"I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most.
I’d rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evenings news."



P.

 

[realitybites]

Warrant ~ Cherry Pie

Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause
They're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause
She wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

 

[HandThatRocksTheCradle]

Rapture by Blondie

Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus

I love Blondie, always have...but this song makes me cringe!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

And can you imagine going to
“Got milk? dot com”
Do you go all the night without love
Without love

Elvis Perkins. LOVE this song too, these lines always get me.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Depeche Mode has a TON of them...


I had a nightmare only yesterday
You played a skeleton
You took my love then died that day
I played an American


Good song, though.

 

[mozmal]

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

 

[Uncleskinny]

I'm proud to say that my choice made this list. Some other real stinkers in here too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/227...-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html

P.

 

[Mozza220559]

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

Haha, corn on the cob

 

[Mozza220559]

I'm proud to say that my choice made this list. Some other real stinkers in here too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/227...-as-cancer-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html

P.

What I'm worried about is that most of them songs are fairly modern, I must admit The Thong Song has some of the most hilarious lyrics ever penned

 

[mcrickson]

"Do I really feel the way I feel?" — Marc Cohn, "Walking in Memphis"

 

[realitybites]

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

You're about as hard as a nuclear war
Give me the big bomb, baby

- - - Updated - - -

"Do I really feel the way I feel?" — Marc Cohn, "Walking in Memphis"

I really like that song, though.

 

[Girl-Afraid]

It is modern but I HATE this:

She can't sing
She can't dance
But who cares
She walks like Rihanna - The Wanted - Walks like Rihanna. EUGH!

 

[mcrickson]

I really like that song, though.

There is nothing redeemable about that song.

 

[realitybites]

There is nothing redeemable about that song.

I like the melody, the piano, and his husky voice.

 

[fenner]

Depeche Mode has a TON of them...


I had a nightmare only yesterday
You played a skeleton
You took my love then died that day
I played an American


Good song, though.

I was gonna post a Depeche Mode lyric from "Leave In Silence" that always makes me laugh
"If I only had a potion,
Some magical lotion
That could stop this, I would stop this
I would set the wheels in motion "

 

[Anonymous]

I was gonna post a Depeche Mode lyric from "Leave In Silence" that always makes me laugh
"If I only had a potion,
Some magical lotion
That could stop this, I would stop this
I would set the wheels in motion "

At first I was going to defend this by asking how many words rhyme with potion, but there are quite a few that would have probably made a more sensible lyric. It seems like the whole thing is based around the final line, "set the wheels in motion" anyway. I know that motion and ocean are pretty obvious but sometimes obvious is okay, and it's better than talking about magical lotion, definitely.

 

[Madcap]

http://hiphopwired.com/2013/07/31/virginia-rappers-lyrics-lead-to-his-arrest-for-double-homicide/

Worst lyrics ever for this pillar of the community.