Worst ever lyric, any artist

Yesterday is gone
Today I'm so on the run
Tomorrow will be for you and for me
We've got soul, don't you know
Put your faith up in the sky
See the blues in my eyes

I can't bring myself to type anymore, sorry Johnny. God-awful.
 
Beat this one "i tried to sirprise her with vodka and tizer."
Did you see the sad rich hunting down, shooting down, elephants and lions?
 
Well, I posted this in another thread, but it's really THAT bad

Blockades won't win you more votes
A Cuban adjustment act
Offer the world a dream
Dress it up, it's blackmail
Internal matter they say
For two million dollars a day
Maybe a future in film
But Cuban boxers still win
Kidnapped, to the promised land
The Bay of Pigs
Or baby Elian
Operation, Peter Pan
America
The Devil's playground
Baby Elian
Baby Elian
Across the unfair divide
Where black will never meet white
So read my token lips
As if they never exist
You cannot buy a nation
Not even the Miami mob
We follow a shining path
That you will never destroy
Kidnapped, to the promised land
The Bay of Pigs
Or baby Elian
Operation, Peter Pan
America
The Devil's playground
You don't just sit in a rocking chair
When you've built a revolution
You don't just sit in a rocking chair
When you've built a revolution
Baby Elian
Baby Elian
 
Babes on the run with that poisoned lips
Wrap your arms round this everlasting kiss
Clinging to your own sense of waste
All we love is lonely wreckage
 
I am I am the elephant man
It is incredible how I can
Look just like just like an elephant man
Just like, just like my elephant fans

:unsure:
 
I said recently that I don't mind a bit of Duran Duran every now and again, but some of their lyrics.................


And fiery demons all dance
When you walk through that door
Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war


and


Moving on the floor now, babe
You're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile
I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special
And you look like you're the best

:head-smack:

I believe there use to be an award given to bad lyrics and both these songs won it.
 
I said recently that I don't mind a bit of Duran Duran every now and again, but some of their lyrics.................


And fiery demons all dance
When you walk through that door
Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war


and


Moving on the floor now, babe
You're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile
I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special
And you look like you're the best

:head-smack:

I believe there use to be an award given to bad lyrics and both these songs won it.
I almost posted the lyrics to Rio, but Is There Something is also very bad
 
General Public- Hot You're Cool
Husband sings this to me sometimes - inside joke - we both hate it

In a far far cooler light
This could seem too deep a bite
But the days too bright
Tonight's the night
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Show me my favourite beauty spot
Tie me up in a love knot
Boiling over bubbling up
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot hot hot
Hot legs against my chest
Stomach tight and wet
The very best
Yes you've guessed
You've guessed it
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Show me my favourite beauty spot
Tie me up in a love knot
Boiling over bubbling up
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Show me my favourite beauty spot
Tie me up in a love knot
Boiling over bubbling up
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot hot hot
Hot hot hot hot
Just tell them they should no bother business
Tell them that it's out affair
Tell them nothing else exists
When I run my fingers through your hair
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot hot
Hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot
So hot you cool
So cool you hot
Hot you cool so cool
You hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
thanks for giving us that inside glimpse into how lame you two are (y)
 
You know the song...

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
 
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