Women calls 999 because her cat was ''doing her head in''

[Jukebox Jury]

Greater Manchester Police have issued details of calls made to the emergancy services - that are not emergancies.
You can listen to the one in the title thread on the link below......

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1187653_woman_calls_999_over_cat_playing_with_string

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[Bluebirds]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

This was featured on the Guardian blog and, being the Guarniad, loads of people have commented she sounds a bit Dagenham (two tube stops short of Barking) and how its a disgrace that the police should release a transcript of this....

I'm no expert but she sounds a little bit tipsy, to say the least (Well I am actually)

Also here are some other reasons why folks ring 999:

2008
One woman complained she was unable to get through to Strictly Come Dancing to vote for Tom Chambers in the final.

While a hoax caller reported Santa was breaking into a house with Rudolf.

Police also received a 999 call from a man who complained staff at a takeaway had wrongly put mushrooms on his pizza.

Another caller dialled the number to ask for chemist opening times

A priest dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's WHSmith would not allow him to use the toilet

And check out these beauties from our West country friends

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/units_and_departments/communications/999_calls/

in this one a woman phones up to ask what year the internet started!!!

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/units_and_departments/communications/999_calls/internet.aspx

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

This was featured on the Guardian blog and, being the Guarniad, loads of people have commented she sounds a bit Dagenham (two tube stops short of Barking) and how its a disgrace that the police should release a transcript of this....

I'm no expert but she sounds a little bit tipsy, to say the least (Well I am actually)

Also here are some other reasons why folks ring 999:

2008
One woman complained she was unable to get through to Strictly Come Dancing to vote for Tom Chambers in the final.

While a hoax caller reported Santa was breaking into a house with Rudolf.

Police also received a 999 call from a man who complained staff at a takeaway had wrongly put mushrooms on his pizza.

Another caller dialled the number to ask for chemist opening times

A priest dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's WHSmith would not allow him to use the toilet

And check out these beauties from our West country friends

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/units_and_departments/communications/999_calls/

in this one a woman phones up to ask what year the internet started!!!

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/units_and_departments/communications/999_calls/internet.aspx

Loved the one from the bloke who rang to say his wife had gone to work and not left anything to eat other than the two salmon sandwiches which were left over from last night

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[Our Lady]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

It's not as if the police are busy with 'real' crimes in the South West, mind.

This is why I don't associate with the working classes.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

 

[bagface]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

the lady who thought she locked herself in her car....oh my god

 

[jamescagney]

Re: Women Calls 999 Because Her Cat Was ''Doing Her Head In''!

That was all hysterical. I liked the guy listening to Bill O'Reilly who felt the laws apply to other people, not to him.

(I know, I know, there's no shortage of stupid liberals as well.)

 

[Mozza220559]

This sounds like feature that Karl Pilkington would chat about on XFM!

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

There was one from a guy who was stuck between two patches of ice & he was scared to move in case he fell over.

I sympathised with that one I can tell you.

 

[LuvMozzy]

I like that woman's accent. Her life sounded amusing.