Will the real Russ T please stand up

[Memorex]

Come visit Russ T and all his friends...


Russ T and friends

 

[Mr.Proper]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha RUSST's never looked so good. I always knew he was a transvestite this just proves it.Nice one. Looks like Mrs.Doubtfire.

 

[russ t]

No sorry, Plopper, when I'm in drag I look more like Baby Jane than Mrs Doubtfire... rather a lot like your Dad, shame you don't remember him, he looks stunning in American tan tights and a tweedy two piece, with my finest pearl necklace round his throat.

> Hahahahahahahahahahaha RUSST's never looked so good. I always
> knew he was a transvestite this just proves it.Nice one. Looks
> like Mrs.Doubtfire.

 

[Mr.Proper]

First off jackalope soup,I doubt you'd even be able to do much of anything to my pops,he'd clobber you. You do look Like Mrs. Doubtfire,I was going to say you looked like a pile of schit,but yeah,i guess you do look like Mrs.D. As for that pearl necklace,I gave your mom one the other night, she really enjoyed it. Sorry about the eye though,I was aiming for her mouth.

 

[russ t]

You know your father? Yeah, like! As if, sweetie.

 

[Cousin It]

"Yeah Like!" ?? What the hell does that mean?

 

[Mr.Proper]

Re: You know your father? Yeah, like! As if, sweetie.

I sure do,he's the guy who gang rapez your mom with your dog. My dad is too smart for you,besidez,I was going to be your dad,but the guy at the welfare office,couldn't make change for a dollar.

 

[russ t]

It's a common English term. You wouldn't understand.....