Will Morrissey mention the coronavirus on Friday?

[Anonymous]

I honestly don't think that he'll be able to resist.

 

[Trans]

He’ll make a self deprecating joke that includes the virus. You’ve risked the outbreak to see me, what must be wrong with the lot of you etc

 

[R3D3]

Of course he will, we Brits always joke about stuff like this.
If he doesn't I'll be very surprised.

 

[GodEmperorMorrissey]

He'll mock all the idiots wearing masks

 

[Anonymous]

He'll mock all the idiots wearing masks

Maybe! But I'd bet serious money on Morrissey and the band coming out wearing them for a laugh!

 

[Morrrissssey]

A misses opportunity, perhaps? Morrissey branded face masks, for the snowflakes out there?

 

[Trans]

When I saw local h a week ago they made a joke about it

 

[Morrrissssey]

Just letting you lot down south know , we’re hard up north, and don’t need face masks

 

[Anonymous]

A misses opportunity, perhaps? Morrissey branded face masks, for the snowflakes out there?

And 'I BRAVED THE CORONAVIRUS TO SEE MORRISSEY LIVE AT LEEDS 2020' T-shirts!

Btw Morrissey, we want a cut if any of this makes it to your merch stand!

 

[Deleted member 29227]

And 'I BRAVED THE CORONAVIRUS TO SEE MORRISSEY LIVE AT LEEDS 2020' T-shirts!

Btw Morrissey, we want a cut if any of this makes it to your merch stand!

Genius.
I think that's a great idea actually...& why tf not?? It'll get right up the haters' noses for certain...& bring coins in for Moz.

 

[Phranc & Open]

Of course he will, we Brits always joke about stuff like this.
If he doesn't I'll be very surprised.

He is a California Son now. Isn't he.

 

[gordyboy9]

he will say anyone who goes for a piss during PARIS please wash your hands.

 

[Anonymous]

Apparently this is the band's stage-gear for Leeds:

 

[Morrissey's left nut]

There wasn't a "He'll say something shitty that will be quoted verbatim by the press leading to more bad publicity which he will blame the press for and in the end he'll probably hammer out another shitty song about the press that nobody likes, but a handful will pretend to" option so sadly I have to abstain from this vote.

 

[Anonymous]

A misses opportunity, perhaps? Morrissey branded face masks, for the snowflakes out there?

Face masks might kill the virus. Not very vegan.

 

[Anonymous]

There wasn't a "He'll say something shitty that will be quoted verbatim by the press leading to more bad publicity which he will blame the press for and in the end he'll probably hammer out another shitty song about the press that nobody likes, but a handful will pretend to" option so sadly I have to abstain from this vote.

That you Johnny Marr? Cheer up!

 

[Morrissey's left nut]

That you Johnny Marr? Cheer up!

I hope that Morrissey decides to wear light colored trousers and shits himself silly in the chorus of the first song.

 

[Anonymous]

I hope that Morrissey decides to wear light colored trousers and shits himself silly in the chorus of the first song.

It's ok Johnny. You'll make good solo stuff one day. Probably not. But don't give up!

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

I often get my period when I wear white denim.
I don't mind. It's a reminder.

I hope that Morrissey decides to wear light colored trousers and shits himself silly in the chorus of the first song.

 

[MaskIsMurder]

Face masks might kill the virus. Not very vegan.

1) No, they won't. They're meant to just stop you breathing it in... but they don't actually work.

Public Health Experts Keep Changing Their Guidance on Whether or Not to Wear Face Masks for Coronavirus

The government and most health experts keep telling the public not to wear face masks for coronavirus. So why are they doing it anyway?

time.com

2) Viruses aren't sentient, so killing them is vegan.
3) If that was a joke, you're fatally clever.