I honestly don't think that he'll be able to resist.
And 'I BRAVED THE CORONAVIRUS TO SEE MORRISSEY LIVE AT LEEDS 2020' T-shirts!
Btw Morrissey, we want a cut if any of this makes it to your merch stand!
There wasn't a "He'll say something shitty that will be quoted verbatim by the press leading to more bad publicity which he will blame the press for and in the end he'll probably hammer out another shitty song about the press that nobody likes, but a handful will pretend to" option so sadly I have to abstain from this vote.
1) No, they won't. They're meant to just stop you breathing it in... but they don't actually work.Face masks might kill the virus. Not very vegan.