why hasn't morrissey toured africa?

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  1. leedoggpimp

    leedoggpimp Member

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    thoughts?
     
  2. Uncleskinny

    Uncleskinny It's all good Subscriber

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  3. vivabob

    vivabob Ordinary Boy

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    what are his sales figures for africa ?
     
  4. Hellie

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    Because he's not insane.:)
     
  5. iamnicola

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    R. Kelly is going to have a show in Africa.
     
  6. mcrickson

    mcrickson Reckless Endangerment

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    He'll get there soon enough -- he's running out of countries in Europe to fall in love with :D

    Oh yes, that, and he's racist. :lbf:
     
  7. rogue_rebellions

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    I imagine because of tour expenses.
     
  8. Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.

    Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. Fumbling politeness

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    I was just about to write something tasteless, but I won't.

    I wonder what would happen if he, for instance, would decide to tour Afghanistan...not that it's realistic. Would anyone buy a ticket? Would he get arrested?
     
  9. troubleluvsme

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    I think he's afraid of the pirates.
     
  10. oye terence

    oye terence ampersand after ampersand

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    Maybe he did not feel like blessing the rains down in Africa,
    or taking some time to do the things we never have.
     
  11. Raphael Lambach

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    Had someone ever asked if he wants to go there?
     
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    :rofl:

    On second thought, isn't he into sunbathing?
     
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  13. Raphael Lambach

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    wind down about it.

    one day he's gonna tour Africa.
     
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    Arsenal Why Me?

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    He wanted too, but after the tour in mud hut ville, and the outdoor concert on the lion savanna and a visit to cheer up all the dying people in the aids hospital, he just didn't have enough time for sitting around at home and self grooming in front of a mirror.

    He tried, but he couldn't quite make it work out.
     
  15. Raphael Lambach

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    I cannot imagine Morrissey on Africa...
    I cannot imagine Morrissey in Brazil (my country) again...

    I think he won't be touring next year.
    He could've the Jagger's force, couldn't?
     
  16. cjames

    cjames bullet in my gullet

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    Do any major pop or rock acts tour Africa?
     
  17. Barking

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    He doesn't want to ste- adopt I mean a little African.

    Also he's afraid the local predators would confuse Boz with a gazelle. (what there's a z in both names, I'll have you notice.)
     
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  19. troubleluvsme

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    Maybe he's afraid he'll see Madonna.
     
  20. Barking

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    Yeh that too, Momo isn't a Toto fan.

    Also, he doesn't know where it is.
     
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