Why are some people so dull?

[Helen Bach]

oops upside your head I said oops upside your head.

 

[Musley]

stop yer mythering!




when i take the piss out of northerners, it isn't out of any endearment





but i am having a go at the yanks

You are just bad

 

[Mr Smith]

To make you shine.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Was this the last quote from NRITH before falling to the Imperial army?

Yes, but not the one I got banned for. May as well have been, though, since I was criticizing somebody who seems to have an uncanny ability to avoid being banned for trolling Cassius. Makes you wonder why, doesn't it?

 

[Ben Chill]

Yes, but not the one I got banned for. May as well have been, though, since I was criticizing somebody who seems to have an uncanny ability to avoid being banned for trolling Cassius. Makes you wonder why, doesn't it?

Who's trolling Cassius?
Stop talking bollocks.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Helen thanks you for her support.
Not.

I don't give a shit what you/HB/gertrude/Walter Ego have to say. 99% percent of y'all's posts are pretentious and condescending. Baselessly, as far as I can tell. Unfortunately, these times when you are more active here usually correspond to some tidbit of news from the Morrissey camp, so you're given free reign to say/do whatever you want by those who beg for these things. I don't get it.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

ok, so you sent kewpie the framed poster and she banned NRitH.

Even I laughed at this.

 

[Helen Bach]

I don't give a shit what you/HB/gertrude/Walter Ego have to say. 99% percent of y'all's posts are pretentious and condescending. Baselessly, as far as I can tell. Unfortunately, these times when you are more active here usually correspond to some tidbit of news from the Morrissey camp, so you're given free reign to say/do whatever you want by those who beg for these things. I don't get it.

You really are a boring twat.

 

[Coiffeur_En_Flame]

I agree about this forum being dull, but that's largely due to the erroneous and authoritarian banning of the members whom Helen Bach and her myriad personae constantly deride. Of course, he/she/it thinks this incessant condescension is the epitome of caustic wit, when in fact it just comes off as a sycophantic, second-rate Morrissey impersonation.


Coiff.

 

[Helen Bach]

I agree about this forum being dull, but that's largely due to the erroneous and authoritarian banning of members Helen Bach and her myriad personae constantly deride. Of course, he/she/it thinks this incessant condescension is the epitome of caustic wit, when in fact it just comes off as a sycophantic, second-rate Morrissey impersonation.


Coiff.

If you want a second-rate Morrissey impersonation you should check out Ambitious Outsiders at the Star and Garter next month.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

You really are a boring twat.

Are you a graduate of the Reelaround School of Comebacks?

 

[Helen Bach]

Are you a graduate of the Reelaround School of Comebacks?

Whatever you say I am that's what I am not.
You sexy beast.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Whatever you say I am that's what I am not.
You sexy beast.

Ah, not a graduate, then--a dropout.

 

[Coiffeur_En_Flame]

Either that was an ironic 'lol', or you've lowered your humour standards since the last time I was here.


Coiff.

 

[Helen Bach]

Either that was an ironic 'lol', or you've lowered your humour standards since the last time I was here.


Coiff.

Can you please start a new thread listing what is funny and what is not?
We need your guidance oh special one.

And take no notice of anyone who calls you a grumpy pretentious boring little twerp.
I don't.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Can you please start a new thread listing what is funny and what is not?
We need your guidance oh special one.

I hope Coiff doesn't mind, but I've compiled an exhaustive list of the only posts that have ever been at all funny on SoLow. We could all learn something from studying it and striving to emulate it.

 

[the judge]

Yes, but not the one I got banned for. May as well have been, though, since I was criticizing somebody who seems to have an uncanny ability to avoid being banned for trolling Cassius. Makes you wonder why, doesn't it?

why did you get banned at all?

 

[Not Right in the Head]

why did you get banned at all?

Because I'm too dull. Or not dull enough, depending on whom you ask.

 

[Buzzetta]

I try to be a model citizen.

 

[Cassius]

I hope Coiff doesn't mind, but I've compiled an exhaustive list of the only posts that have ever been at all funny on SoLow. We could all learn something from studying it and striving to emulate it.

The link doesn't work.