Who should appear on Top Gear?

[still I cling]

...for the star in a reasonably priced car segment. We've been talking about this recently at my house. I naturally suggest Morrissey. Other names that have come up include Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, and a few others. Anybody have any other ideas?

 

[Iain Dowie]

Keith Morrell. He could discuss his plans to introduce drive-thru's at the Chicken Cottage.

 

[someofusisturningnasty]

- Morrissey (obviously)
- Jimmy Bullard
- Lee Harper love
- Me.

 

[Half_a_Person]

Morrissey (apparently!)
Siouxsie Sioux

Also, Brian Johnson (AC/DC lead singer) did appear, I think last season?