so im on line at pinkberry and in front of me is this round eye guy probably in his late 40's early 50s and hes rocking a golf shirt and a pair cargo shorts. hes with his korean wife and her 3 very clearly korean children. i realise its her second marriage and possibly his 4th . the children are fidgeting, shes glaring at me. hes fully leering. im staring at the alessi products for sale not reallly thinking about buying that salt and pepper shaker in the shape of a chicken and an egg. im thinking about that alan parsons lyric 'i can read your mind' and then i get really bummed for about 11 seconds.