Who is the anti-Morrissey?

[the beast]

If I hear the sickly sweet "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." song one more time someone's gonna end up dead. No living thing can be that consistently happy and cheerful and bland. He's banned from my house. Along with Elmo.

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. he's dead hard barney

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

my mother.

Oh, my mother would beat yours in claiming the title of the anti-Moz, she hates his music

 

[speedfreaks ball]

that knock kneed geordie peter beardsley is famous for using morrissey cds instead of clay pigeons at shooting practice.

 

[Sister Rose]

. he's dead hard barney

Barney has short arms! Hows he scatch his ass?? LOL

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Barney has short arms! Hows he scatch his ass?? LOL

That's Baby Bop's job.

 

[fuckfrankie]

i was gonna say Kid Rock, but Ted Nugent is a better fit

 

[Mozza220559]

Fat oaf Bill Oddie (oddity) doesn't like Moz.

 

[Danny_]

For me it's someone like Will Young or any of those "nice" popstars who always toe the line and remember their media training so that the public think they all all warm and fluffy and safe. I never understand why so many people can't see how fake they are.

 

[Head in the Clouds]

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/brainiac/ramsay/ramseyMS0206_468x369.jpg

Soz about the link, I don't know how to put the picture on the post!

 

[ellay mort]

Yeah? I know nothing about her. Tell me why I need to hate her. I am interested.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-kissed-a-girl-lyrics-katy-perry.html

i think that says enough really. someone recently told me 'she has such a sense of mindless fun.' i guess i don't appreciate mindless/gaudy fun then?? also, she's managed to formulate a horrible blend of emo and pop. she has nothing to say about anything.

(she just irks me.)

 

[jesuisbryony]

http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-kissed-a-girl-lyrics-katy-perry.html

i think that says enough really. someone recently told me 'she has such a sense of mindless fun.' i guess i don't appreciate mindless/gaudy fun then?? also, she's managed to formulate a horrible blend of emo and pop. she has nothing to say about anything.

(she just irks me.)

Has absolutely no intelligence (and wants to keep it that way )
Homophobic ("It’s not 'you're so gay', like 'you're so lame', but the fact of the matter is that this boy should’ve been gay." in contrast to "You're so gay and you don't even like boys")
Hypocrytical (Continuing from the above quote "I wasn’t stereotyping anyone in particular, I was talking about ex-boyfriends" Sorry, what?)
Just a stupid attention whore (oh the irony because I'm giving her attention )
and most importantly my college has TVs all over the place with music channels on and she's playing bloody constantly.
Oh and people actually like her.
and I've not even started on the knife thing and I don't think I will.

I'm calm now.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

and I've not even started on the knife thing and I don't think I will.

What knife thing?

 

[jesuisbryony]

What knife thing?

Shhh

This

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and this

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[Not Right in the Head]

and this

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That's no knife. It's a space station.

 

[AllYouNeedIsMoz]

If Katie Perry's not the anti-Morrissey, her "music" should still be banished to somewhere remote...preferably somewhere without electricity so it cannot be played.

(SO sick of it)

 

[jesuisbryony]

That's no knife. It's a space station.

If Katie Perry's not the anti-Morrissey, her "music" should still be banished to somewhere remote...preferably somewhere without electricity so it cannot be played.

(SO sick of it)

Brilliant idea

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Don't tell me you've never seen Star Wars!

 

[jesuisbryony]

Don't tell me you've never seen Star Wars!

Of course I've seen it but I'm not a massive fan (even though I went to the cinema dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi when Revenge of the Sith came out ... but that's another story).
I just don't see the similarity of that spoon and a space station.

 

[AllYouNeedIsMoz]

"that's no spoon! It's a space station!" ??

 

[Not Right in the Head]

"that's no spoon! It's a space station!" ??

Yes, that would have been funnier. My bad.