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Justin Playfair
Guest
Do you think someone could've been behind Morrissey's mysterious food poisoning? I came up with a rushed list of possible suspects. Voice whoever you think could've been behind this dastardly deed.
Suspects
Sir Jamie Horrible- could possibly be Prime Suspect #1
David Cameron- If he can't listen to The Smiths & Moz then he wants to make sure that no one does.
Nick Grimshaw- I have no idea why this puke would be involved in this, but anything's possible.
Grimshaw
Robert Smith (of The Cure)- How many decades has their feud lasted now?
Sir Elton John- Moz blasted Uncle Elty on The Janice Long radio show a few years ago, and something tells me Captain Fantastic hasn't forgotten it.
Maldonado- He's Morrissey's Bizarro!
Maldonado
Luis Suarez- plays on the Liverpool football club. Public Enemy #1 in the English Premeire League. Why he'd be responsible for this dastardly deed I really couldn't speculate. But just like that crumb Grimshaw he simply can't be ruled out.
Luis Suarez
Howie Mandel- American TV funnyman. He's jealous of Moz's hair.
Freaky Howie
-please feel free to come up with your own suspects. I have to leave and go to an outdoor Shakespeare play. In 102 degree heat! f***.
Suspects
Sir Jamie Horrible- could possibly be Prime Suspect #1
David Cameron- If he can't listen to The Smiths & Moz then he wants to make sure that no one does.
Nick Grimshaw- I have no idea why this puke would be involved in this, but anything's possible.
Grimshaw
Robert Smith (of The Cure)- How many decades has their feud lasted now?
Sir Elton John- Moz blasted Uncle Elty on The Janice Long radio show a few years ago, and something tells me Captain Fantastic hasn't forgotten it.
Maldonado- He's Morrissey's Bizarro!
Maldonado
Luis Suarez- plays on the Liverpool football club. Public Enemy #1 in the English Premeire League. Why he'd be responsible for this dastardly deed I really couldn't speculate. But just like that crumb Grimshaw he simply can't be ruled out.
Luis Suarez
Howie Mandel- American TV funnyman. He's jealous of Moz's hair.
Freaky Howie
-please feel free to come up with your own suspects. I have to leave and go to an outdoor Shakespeare play. In 102 degree heat! f***.
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