Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher answers the eternal qu

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Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question - Noisey / Vice

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"Bono, hands down. Bobby don’t drink. Morrissey is good crack. He can drink, and remains - doesn’t really get drunk though - he remains equally as vicious from the f***ing minute you meet him until seven hours later. I lighten up once I’ve had a drink. Not Morrissey.

But Bono, he is really f***ing brilliant company. I’ve been drinking with him, and I’ve been leaving a bar at 6 in the morning and he’s on the bar singing opera. And he’s got a f***ing gig the following night with 70,000 people. And I’m being escorted out like James Brown - f***ing pissed."
 
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Re: Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question.

Bullshit many people have met Moz when he was drunk and he was sloppy and slurring.
 
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Re: Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question.

Look its Noel, my best friend

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Bullshit many people have met Moz when he was drunk and he was sloppy and slurring.
I'm a shamed to admit this but i would have taken advantage of drunk morrissey. God i would have loved to see him drunk. Very out of character, altough slightly drunk, not pissed

:rofl: just kidding. But i would have made him sign several cds for my "good" friends on ebay. He propably was not even drunk when he meet noel. Just pretending to drink them and pouring them in a plant insted. Noel is that kind of guy that draws a p*nis of your face when you are passed out.

Funny the called it the enternal question, did not know that anyone even gave a shit
 
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Re: Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question.

id buy bono being the winner
 
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Re: Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question.

Look its Noel, my best friend

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I'm a shamed to admit this but i would have taken advantage of drunk morrissey. God i would have loved to see him drunk. Very out of character, altough slightly drunk, not pissed

:rofl: just kidding. But i would have made him sign several cds for my "good" friends on ebay. He propably was not even drunk when he meet noel. Just pretending to drink them and pouring them in a plant insted. Noel is that kind of guy that draws a p*nis of your face when you are passed out.

If you would have him sign things for eBay then you aren't a fan. Just an ass.
 
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Re: Who Can Drink More out of Morrissey, Bono and Bobby Gillespie? Noel Gallagher Answers the Eternal Question.

If you would have him sign things for eBay then you aren't a fan. Just an ass.
No actually you are an ass. Well, rather a dumb-ass, because even a 5 year old would have noticed that i was joking. Do you really think i would do such a thing?

So here is the world's smallest :nopity: for you

But for you..... Here is a revised version


just kidding. ( joke censored because of lack of viewers funny bone). He propably was not even drunk when he meet noel. Just pretending to drink them and pouring them in a plant insted. Noel is that kind of guy that draws a p*nis of your face when you are passed out.

Funny the called it the enternal question, did not know that anyone even gave a shit
 
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I find Noel's frequent comments about Moz rather annoying and unhelpful. As a fan, does he think it helps Moz that he calls him "vicious". I remember that Mikey Farrell said that Moz is actually incredibly funny if you happen to sit around with him after concerts. So, maybe Noel is doing something wrong.
 
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I find Noel's frequent comments about Moz rather annoying and unhelpful. As a fan, does he think it helps Moz that he calls him "vicious". I remember that Mikey Farrell said that Moz is actually incredibly funny if you happen to sit around with him after concerts. So, maybe Noel is doing something wrong.

this 'vicious' is for viciously funny, not vicious.


viciously funny means incredibly funny.




regards.
 
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Dear Bononoel

I can drink you under the table.
Both. Single-handedly.

Regards, pussies.

B.

Oh and jesse as well
 

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