Is Margaret Thatcher out of bounds?
Joan of Arc. Blond, young, tight body armour... mmmm
I don't care how much self-confidence you have, chicks that enjoy house calls from God are tough to please. Not only is the bar set rather high, but the jealousy factor is considerable: when she digs her nails into your back and orgasmically screams out another name-- "Oh God, oh God!"-- how do you know she doesn't mean it literally?
What about Shakespheare's Sister (or however you spell it?)
or
Spring Heeled Jim
Sunny
Jesus
The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
Christian Dior
Bengali In Platforms (he could take them off)
The Alsation's Cousin
I also heard Roy is very Keen.....
Jukebox Jury
Or indeed Davey, everyones favourite disco-dancing fascist?!
Joan of Arc? there were all these little candles at her feet, which I personally thought was in bad taste . I'm rambling.