What's the worst piece of advice you've ever been given?

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  1. jete tes devoirs au feu

    jete tes devoirs au feu I Could Turn U Inside Out

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    What I choose, not to do...
    Mine was probably, "just stand at the urinal with your cock out, mate". Said to me by a total stranger in a bar who was absolutely pissed and started telling me all the places in town where he has cruised for illicit gay sex.
     
  2. MILVA

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    sounds like good advice though - or are you supposed to pee from inside your pants?
     
  3. Franzanna

    Franzanna In retirement

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    'The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese'. It just isn't true. :tears:
     
  4. MunchyBrain

    MunchyBrain Born Against

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    Is your avatar of a white blood cell merking a virus? :cool:
     
  5. mozmal

    mozmal Beastly Little Parasite

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    Get a job.
     
  6. Hellie

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    Keep your legs together.ha!:lbf:
     
  7. Reelaround

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    That is very funny, pass it on to NPLR :lbf:
     
  8. Franissey

    Franissey Senior Citizen Discount

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    "Instead of living together, you might as well get married" - My mother :doh:
     
  9. Hellie

    Hellie Lost

    :confused:why?
     
  10. Jukebox Jury

    Jukebox Jury Retired

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    No Place Like Rome once said to me
    'if you give me 30 quid in notes I'll give you the two quid change.....'

    that was in February...... no sight of any change yet:angry:

    Jukebox Jury
     
  11. No Place Like Rome

    No Place Like Rome Active Member

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    it's all getting very boring, flip. your mate reelaround thinks that's me in my avatar:lbf:
     
  12. Jukebox Jury

    Jukebox Jury Retired

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    I was that was you in your avatar:horny::horny:

    Jukebox Jury
     
  13. Kilt Uncle

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    Be yourself.
     
  14. Franzanna

    Franzanna In retirement

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    Yes! A phagocyte! I love phagocytes for no apparent reason. :o Although the bugs are just generic germs rather than viruses, as far as I can tell.
     
  15. MunchyBrain

    MunchyBrain Born Against

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    Drawings of white blood cells always make me feel strangely empowered. Like, 'Damn right, my cells are pwning those germs!!1' :p
     
  16. Franzanna

    Franzanna In retirement

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    xDDDDDD You just made me laugh. So hard. :D
     
  17. MunchyBrain

    MunchyBrain Born Against

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    I was only sort of joking. :o
     
  18. Oh my god. it's Robby!

    Oh my god. it's Robby! spontaneously luminescent

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    to pay all my father's debts & taxes when he died and fight for his assets with my step mother in both probate court and divorce court :straightface:
    I let other people pressure me into doing "the right thing"
    which meant 3 years of costly litigation and endless stress
    if I had just walked away with the life insurance $ I would have done what I wanted to do and actually felt like he finally gave me something before he died
    rather than inheriting his divorce from my wicked step mother and spent so much time fighting about $! :barf:
    never again!
     
  19. I am a Ghost

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    You should check out Morrissey-solo.
     
  20. ellay mort

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    snap out of it. or the like.
     
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