What You Say If You Woke Up Next To The Above Poster?

[Corrissey]

Hey! That tickles!

That's the squirrel.

 

[Uncleskinny]

That's the squirrel.

You leave yours, I'll leave mine, we'll be happy together forever.

BTW, nice shag.

Peter

 

[Corrissey]

You leave yours, I'll leave mine, we'll be happy together forever.

BTW, nice shag.

Peter

Thanks.

Stop pacing, you're making me nervous.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Thanks.

Stop pacing, you're making me nervous.

some people smoke afterwards, I prefer to pace

 

[Corrissey]

some people smoke afterwards, I prefer to pace

Can we skip church today?

 

[troubleluvsme]

Can we skip church today?

where's my bra?

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Can we skip church today?

I'm not sure, I might want to go to confession...

 

[Corrissey]

where's my bra?

You burned it.

I'm not sure, I might want to go to confession...

Catlicker!!

 

[troubleluvsme]

You burned it.

haha! I never liked wearing them anyway.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

yes, it did look better on my bedroom floor

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

You don't owe me anything? Jesus, can't have been a great night then.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

You don't owe me anything? Jesus, can't have been a great night then.

Susan is a nice name

 

[Barking]

Best thing 'bout being a wooooman is the prerogative to have a little fuuuuuuun
Oh, hello again Rob. Have we left New Zealand?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Best thing 'bout being a wooooman is the prerogative to have a little fuuuuuuun
Oh, hello again Rob. Have we left New Zealand?

cool, i didnt even know you were a girl
and as for leaving NZ, my ticket is round trip, i dont know about yours sweetie

 

[Ben Budd]

right in the ass

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

I knew that last drink tasted strange.