What You Say If You Woke Up Next To The Above Poster?

This is not my beautiful house!

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god!...what have I done?
 
that was the best nights sleep ive ever had.... Thank you

How was it for you? How was it for you? Hoooooow was it for you? Was it as good as it was for me?
 
How was it for you? How was it for you? Hoooooow was it for you? Was it as good as it was for me?

I wonder if I can make the next 85.
 
I wonder if I can make it to "Daddy's Speeding" next time.

That was a good night... but why do I always end up having sex to Suede?
 
That was a good night... but why do I always end up having sex to Suede?

I'm confused, we managed to see out all of 'Your Arsenal' the first time?
 
I'm confused, we managed to see out all of 'Your Arsenal' the first time?

Yes but we had been drinking. Not playing Rock Band and watching Corrie.
 
Yes but we had been drinking. Not playing Rock Band and watching Corrie.

No, we'd only had one or two glasses of wine. Then again, the condoms WERE too small. A bad workman always blames his tools, I suppose.
 
No, we'd only had one or two glasses of wine. Then again, the condoms WERE too small. A bad workman always blames his tools, I suppose.

Shut up. Morning sex?
 
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