What You Say If You Woke Up Next To The Above Poster?

[Practising Troublemaker]

Well...should you ever wake in bed with the poster above what would you say!?!

Love PTxx.

 

[Uncleskinny]

Well...should you ever wake in bed with the poster above what would you say!?!

Love PTxx.

f***ing hell, I'm several miles from home, and in a much smarter bed.

Peter

 

[yesitis]

f***ing hell, I'm several miles from home, and in a much smarter bed.

Peter

that'll be 50 quid. don't look at me!

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

Re: Ask a question to the person below.

Why was my thread merged with this?

Love PTxx.

 

[vicarinatutugal]

Re: Ask a question to the person below.

Why was my thread merged with this?

Love PTxx.

You get around don't you? first skinny now me?

 

[Ellen]

my wife is goin' to kill me

DAMN, he appears to be married.

 

[Zelda Zonk]

Dahhhhlink! I'll get the butler to whip us up some cinammon toast forthwith.

 

[Cowshed]

oh that sounds nice BTW the way, you won't tell the wife or vicarinatutugal, will you? do you know ellen's number

I hope nobody catches me doing the walk of shame from here

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Quite possibly as now you have a sore bottom.

When you said you had moist lips surrounded by a bush, a beard wasn't what i had in mind......

 

[Barking]

"Sorry, I mistook you for haggis last night. My bad."

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Roll over and let me scratch your belly. Good boy!

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

are we gonna be friends now?

But have you been a good boy? Really good? Truly good? I have very high standards.

 

[Helen Bach]

But have you been a good boy? Really good? Truly good? I have very high standards.

How did you get into my house?

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

Nice pyjamas!...why are they on the floor!?!

Love PTxx.

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

I didn't need them, the electric blanket was on. Would you like a cup of tea?

Two sugars please

Love PTxx.

 

[Helen Bach]

Two sugars please

Love PTxx.

Will you all please get out of my house?
And take that dog with you!

 

[Helen Bach]

Will you all please get out of my house?
And take that dog with you!

Just you again... as usual.

Oh well, let's all go over to twitter and keep ben_chill company;

 

[Ellen]

Just you again... as usual.

Oh well, let's all go over to twitter and keep ben_chill company;

I've never been with a Senior Member before. How was it for you?

 

[Helen Bach]

I've never been with a Senior Member before. How was it for you?

It started off badly, the middle wasn't great and it ended too soon.
But apart from that...

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Have you seen my billy grundies?