What will morrissey have written on his gravestone?

[CrookedLittleVein]

 

[Maurice E]

You said I was ill, and you were not wrong?

 

[lainey]

You said I was ill, and you were not wrong?

isn't that on spike Milligan

 

[All Over Battersea]

 

[Poppy Full]

"I actually WAS gay."

My favourite.

While we're on the subject of gravestones and the like...Yesterday, while looking at the Viva Hate album artwork, my friend sighed and said "Morrissey was so good-looking when he was alive, wasn't he?"

 

[mcrickson]

My favourite.

While we're on the subject of gravestones and the like...Yesterday, while looking at the Viva Hate album artwork, my friend sighed and said "Morrissey was so good-looking when he was alive, wasn't he?"

 

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

Steven Patrick Morrissey
STILL SOMEHOW, BETTER THAN YOU​

Doesn't anyone have the wit to work this one out ?

"This is not a windshield, so leave your fookin notes somewhere else, or else!"​

I have a feeling the first one may be the closest to the truth.

My contribution:

"I'm still too frinky"

Slightly plagiarised from a previous one, but I think the wordplay is reasonable:

"Dorian's Grave"

 

[jwizjam]

Morrissey - somebody's luckless son

 

[ricardodecruz]

Killjoy was 'ere

 

[SomeFormOfSusan]

Killjoy was 'ere

That implies he left at some point.

I've got the image of a hand clutching gladioli bursting out of a grave.

 

[Raphael Lambach]

Lambach is my only one

 

[VacancyForABackscrubber]

"I'll see you in hell, Joyce."

 

[Slip-In]

"This Bitch did it his way", suffer!

 

[mcrickson]

That implies he left at some point.

I've got the image of a hand clutching gladioli bursting out of a grave.

That would be CLASSIC. He should do that.

 

[DIRTYHARRY]

he would have something very clever written on his grave. i wonder if his grave will be open to the public or hidden from the outside world.

 

[Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.]

FVCK YOV ALL​

(I hope not, though)

 

[ricardodecruz]

Morrissey - Cancelled due to Ill Health