What Song SHOULD I Be Listening To Right Now?

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  1. Stitchell

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    So far tonight.....

    Dresden Dolls,Shins,Folk Implosion,Brand New,Morrissey,Dashboard Confessional,Bangles,Radiohead,Belle & Sebastian,Jim O'Rourke,Jarvis,Frank Sinatra,Rufus Wainwright,Stevie Nicks,Manics,Longpigs blah bal blergh
     
  2. andy_fozzy

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    Morrissey, of course
    :p
     
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  5. Stitchell

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    AAaaaaahhhWHHHOOOOO?!:D
     
  6. Stitchell

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    Your Mother's Got A Penis"

    That's right, you knows what I'm saying
    Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
    It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
    Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
    I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
    Your mother's reputation it's not sound
    She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
    To have an operation to swap her gender around.

    It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
    Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
    It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
    To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

    I said
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    In internet rooms and computer mainframes
    There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
    Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
    But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
    She walks around proud, with a short dress on
    Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
    Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
    No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
    I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
    But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
    The only way to do it, to really let you know
    I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
    It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
    And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
    You know why? That's right
    Your mother got a penis.

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
    I just seen her pissing standing up again.
    Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
    She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
    And a single eye that sometimes weeps
    If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
    Or up against the door or the back of your neck
    If your mother's around then you make a double check.
    I hate to tell you with all due respect
    Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

    You know why?
    Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

    Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
    position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

    Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
    Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
    Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

    Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.


    Yes......A Morrissey cover version is surely in the pipeline
     
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  11. Stitchell

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    Sherlock: I believe there may be a theme here Watson...
    Watson: I do think you may be right Holmes


    Thanks Wolve, that's a great track, her voice is amazing on it. What albums it from?

    And yes, the more you explore me!, 'Jackie' is a classic, one of my most played!:)
     
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    NOFX - My Vagina


    My vagina has two sets of lips
    But I don't get monthly blood drips
    My vagina hardly even used

    My vagina's got lots of extra skin
    They took my outtie and made it an in
    Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

    Operation successfull
    But now I gotta pee
    Through a miniature hole
    Gotta remember to put the seat down
    And when I wipe my ass
    I go from front to back
    Cause I don't want a bladder infection

    I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
    I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
    Now I get to hang with lesbians

    Operation paid up front
    Now I show all my friends
    My new designer cunt
    They think I'm kinda weird
    But that's OK with me
    Cause now I kick their ass
    Playing from the ladies tee
    Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
     
  14. Stitchell

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    the more you explore me!, thanks for brightening up the thread with lots o pics! And chica.........:eek: :) ;)
     
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    What Would The Community Think

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  16. wolve

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    Eddie Vedder :: One Step Up

    This is a demo version from Ed, obviously a Bruce Springsteen cover. If you don't like it, I'll come to kick your butt.
     
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    Right, that's it, some butt-kciking! :p

    I hope you were kidding - do you even know how many covers Ed/PJ already did?! I'd love to upload a few others for you, since those covers are amazing. He (they) did alot with Bono as well.

    Oh, search for the original Springsteen-song perhaps. Or the entire album "Tunnel of Love", worth your while.
     
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    Ooph, you were kidding. You were going down in MY estimations, but you're back on your high level again. ;)
     
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