What is the worst song ever written?

nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
You know damn well that I'm not an ambi-turner. :p

And as for the video, well, my skills are extraordinary. And of course, my leopard thong is quite a sight to behold.

But alas, I'm afraid I can't comply with your request because...

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:cool:

ohhhh i see how it is. :cool:

I'll give you your very own piano key necktie, how bout that?
 

Hidden By Rags

treading lightly
Don't give me anymore
Don't give me anymore
Don't give me anymore
Please don't give me anymore
Don't give anymore
Don't give anymore

What a waste of the last half of a good song!
*runs for the hills*
 

Vauxhall95

I Know It's Over...
My mother is a dope fiend
My mother smokes paraphenelia as I speak
My mother buys cocaine from a dope man
She loves to smoke that crack pipe

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

My mother smoked that crack like a cigar
She had a good time at it
She jacks my brother for dope money
She does it by threatening him with a Smith & Wesson

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

At 11:00 PM, the police came to my mother's house to eject her
They arrested my mother for possession of a controlled substance
My mother was taken to the metal clink
They locked her up for being a loser

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

Who wrote that, Charles Dickens?:)
 

McLovin

New Member
ohhhh i see how it is. :cool:

I'll give you your very own piano key necktie, how bout that?

Good deal. McLovin, you should go for that :thumb:


"I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"

"Die, you wage-hiking scum!"

:laughing:


Oh, and just because...

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nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
"I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"

"Die, you wage-hiking scum!"

:laughing:


Oh, and just because...

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amazing!!

"Mer-MAN!!!"


p.s. thread hijacking is perfectly acceptable if it is with Zoolander quotes or half naked pictures of Christian Bale. those are the only exceptions.
 

spleenhead

Yes, I am spleen
I had to revive this thread because I have found the answer. Even at the age of 8 I would literally cringe at the lyrics. Special mention to "She asks me how the cat's been. I say, "Moses, he's just fine. But he used to think about you all the time."


:sick:
 
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matt

Don't Rake Up My Mistakes
Pretty much anything by U2

Love PTxx.


How much U2 have you listened to, then? Irrational U2 bigotry pisses me off something chronic round here!:crazy:

Yeah, If you've heard the vast majority of their stuff and can still quantify that statement, then thats fine. But if you're going off whats overplayed, then of course you're gonna think that! I love them, but even I hate vertigo and beautiful day as much as the next guy!

At the end of the day, they've written some bloody good songs and yes, a few annoying ones too. It isnt their fault people over play certain ones.
 
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spleenhead

Yes, I am spleen
How much U2 have you listened to, then? Irrational U2 bigotry pisses me off something chronic round here!:crazy:

Yeah, If you've heard the vast majority of their stuff and can still quantify that statement, then thats fine. But if you're going off whats overplayed, then of course you're gonna think that! I love them, but even I hate vertigo and beautiful day as much as the next guy!

At the end of the day, they've written some bloody good songs and yes, a few annoying ones too. It isnt their fault people over play certain ones.

I don't think you'll be getting a direct reply anytime soon.
 

j0wled

New Member

He was definitively grotesque, yes.

How much U2 have you listened to, then? Irrational U2 bigotry pisses me off something chronic round here!:crazy:

I sometimes think I hate U2, but then I realise that's bullshit. I just hate Bono and Dave Evans (and Larry a little bit, sometimes), and The Joshua Tree, and Zooropa a little bit, and everything after Zooropa a lot. But all that stuff from Boy to The Unforgettable Fire? I could listen to it loads. I should listen to it loads. And Achtung Baby.
 
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hot dog daddy

left handed
i'm gonna go with nickelback.
i know you said, which song,
but i just can't narrow it down, they all sound the same, and they all sound awful.

if anyone wanted to drive me mad, they might just torture me with nickelback.

or hinder.

oh god.
 

j0wled

New Member
i'm gonna go with nickelback.
i know you said, which song,
but i just can't narrow it down, they all sound the same, and they all sound awful.

if anyone wanted to drive me mad, they might just torture me with nickelback.

Go with the one where they rhyme "up" with "up". I think it's called Photograph. Genius? Or not?
 

hot dog daddy

left handed
oh, yeah, that's a bad one.
i think i'm going to change my vote.
upon further review i select, "lips of an angel" as the worst song, ever.
 

j0wled

New Member
oh, yeah, that's a bad one.
i think i'm going to change my vote.
upon further review i select, "lips of an angel" as the worst song, ever.

I'd take it over Nickelback. Possibly. I think I sung it on SingStar once and had a good laugh, so we're special friends now. Or was it Hoobastank's The Reason? Oh dear.
 
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