What is the worst song ever written?

bored

Lust a prima vista
There are so many things on my shitlist. I'm trying to think of the one that makes me think WHY?!?! the most.

Perhaps...

Nookie, by Limp Bizkit. It were shite.

that's a really good nomination.. what a terrible lyric.

Other bad ones are "Achy Breaky Heart" and "I Love You Period, Do You Love Me Question Mark"

Sad: someone wrote those songs.
Sadder: some label released those songs.
WTF?: People paid for those songs.
 

snowfallsoon

motherf***er approved
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


wow.

a problem you see when the writer thinks everything must rhyme i guess.

she could have went on and on...

I'd rather have a piece of toast
or travel to the coast
or go to a pig roast
i don't like to boast
but my songs suck the most
 

Mozza220559

Surmontil 50
Please try not to, rhymes with blunt.
james_blunt-gal-embarrassing.jpg

Why is he so unbelievably ugly?
 

Vauxhall95

I Know It's Over...
"It's Raining Men." Godawful!:sick:
 

Mozza220559

Surmontil 50
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My mother is a dope fiend
My mother smokes paraphenelia as I speak
My mother buys cocaine from a dope man
She loves to smoke that crack pipe

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

My mother smoked that crack like a cigar
She had a good time at it
She jacks my brother for dope money
She does it by threatening him with a Smith & Wesson

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

At 11:00 PM, the police came to my mother's house to eject her
They arrested my mother for possession of a controlled substance
My mother was taken to the metal clink
They locked her up for being a loser

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
 
Annie- 'Chewing Gum'

Hey Annie, well look at you!
Is that a new boy stuck on your shoe?
C'mon, Annie, how is it so?
You've always got a new bubble to blow

I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna get done
I'm just a girl that's only chewing for fun!
Spit it out when all the flavor has gone
Wrap it 'round your finger like you're playing with gum

Oh no!
Oh no!
You've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no!
Oh no!
A slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

Is there anything else?

Hey Annie, you used to be
The only girl to take me seriously
C'mon, Annie
Tell us your trick
Of how you keep them golden boys to stay

Okay, I'll tell you why you'll never look back
It's not selection, it's my pick of the pack
Well, hotdog!
I'm a chewing machine
It makes me smile and it keeps my teeth clean

Oh no!
Oh no!
You've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no!
Oh no!
A slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

Oh no!
You've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no!
Oh no!
No, you're not the one
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

I don't want to settle down, I just wanna have fun
I don't want to settle down, I just wanna chew gum
I don't want to settle down, I just wanna have fun
I don't want to settle down, I just wanna chew gum

Oh no!
Oh no!
You've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no!
Oh no!
A slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no!

Oh no!
You've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no!
Oh no!
No, you're not the one
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum

:sick:
 

nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
That's the verbal equivalent of flicking rubber bands or spitballs.

This conflict must be resolved. Do you prefer the walk-off or the dance-off? Pick your poison.

WALK OFF..ITS A WALK OFF!!



"you should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."
 

McLovin

New Member
WALK OFF..ITS A WALK OFF!!



"you should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."


Ese has no idea who she's getting crazy with. She doesn't know that I'm loco.

For you see, I, too, can remove my thong without removing my pants. I am legend. :cool:
 
WALK OFF..ITS A WALK OFF!!



"you should listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."

Ese has no idea who she's getting crazy with. She doesn't know that I'm loco.

For you see, I, too, can remove my thong without removing my pants. I am legend. :cool:

Oooh! Zoolander references! I love that movie. :D

Unfortunately I am in a rush and have no quotes to contribute right now. :cool: :p
 
Dear god...
Though they do get points for miming and there 'dos.
"Remember when we were financially unstable, channels 1 to 5, no Sky or cable" Wow.
 
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j0wled

New Member
Though they do get points for miming and there 'dos.

I've always been able to stand this one. I think maybe because I heard Middle of the Road, by Denim, first. And liked it.

Whoever mentioned "I love you, period" is a bad person. I had forgotten that monstrosity. I was quite happy about that.
 
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McLovin

New Member
video plzkthx.

...but can you turn left?


You know damn well that I'm not an ambi-turner. :p

And as for the video, well, my skills are extraordinary. And of course, my leopard thong is quite a sight to behold.

But alas, I'm afraid I can't comply with your request because...

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:cool:
 
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