What happened to scanty bit of a thing?

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Scanty if you can somehow get Melania's hairdresser to the party I'll bring my bedazzler and shit will go OFF :fire::fire::fire:

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I've had a lot of time to do some extra thinking on a few auxiliary topics lately. And I just want to say that I've put that time, and that thinking, to very efficacious use.

Luckily, all that effort resulted in my hitting the jackpot of all conclusive epiphanies, no, of THE conclusive epiphany of ALL epiphanies, that any one single person could have ever even hoped to achieve in one single lifetime, and I just wanna say... I finally figured everything all out!

So basically what happened was, and like, not just with the hair, but with evvvvvvvvvverything,... but the hairplug line is actually what helped me to REACH my vision achieved...

So what happened was that for like the last 30 years, the reason John Travolta has been the way he is (and everyone thought it was just Scientology!!)

Is because..... ready for it????....

HE WAS TRYING TO BE GEORGE MICHAEL :straightface:
 
This is a stunning revelation Scanty and if it is indeed the reason for your hiatus I can only conclude it has been time well spent. It’s right up there with that time archaeologists found that extra chamber in Tutankhamen’s tomb, surreal and breathtaking and potentially a game changer in the arc of entertainment history. John’s determination to dance with Princess Diana (herself a well known George Michael fan) suddenly makes sense in way that it never has been before. He was literally attempting to act out his George Michael fantasy through Diana. Wow, just wow :openmouth:
 
I agree. It's one of those things that, if you looked into it, all sorts of connections would emerge.

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