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Yeah ok whatever you say Urbs. If you really wanna come, you can be the valet or something
Sure!
Off into the sunset I drive to sell it for cash and have the last laugh.
Yeah ok whatever you say Urbs. If you really wanna come, you can be the valet or something
Yeah ok whatever you say Urbs. If you really wanna come, you can be the valet or something
I could be the instigator of the Moz-karaoke singing part
I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, Quando. Really, There was never any mal-intent towards you, ever.
But me 'n Karl really don't ever do that.
You have to take all of this with a couple of blocks of salt. I invite, and dis-invite, people to my parties, like the changing of the wind. Cala's my co-host, of course. Karl is, well, another incarnation of me. And after that, it just gets too messy to explain.
BUT!! You can be SURE in the fact, if nothing else, that at least the soundtrack will always be hot as f***. Cin-cin!!
OH LOOK!! I turn my back for ONE single millisecond, distracted by the man with the nice arms and with a VERY dubious twinkle in his eye,... and suddenly I come back to, ONLY THE HOTTEST f***ING THREAD THIS PLACE HAS EVER SEEN. Yeah, calm down people.
But, the hottness is real. My HEARTEYES couldn't get any bigger, even if I TRIED. Are you kidding me? KIM GORDON doing Addicted to Love, then KLF, then Laura Brannigan, then PETER SCHILLING?
Wait sorry, I haven't gotten any further yet, even to so much as scroll down, ... because you had me at Peter Schilling.
Sooooo!! Going by this little drive-by that you left for me, imma guess that I had some stuffs wrong all along!!?!!
Because it turns out that your name CALA or even Cala-lily is NOT short for "Calamine Lotion", but is actually short for how f***ing MUY CALIENTE this thread is!!!!
So, listen. Debbie and Grace and everyone are actually gonna be happy as all get-out to hear this, because they had uch higher hopes for us anyway. But the thing is, M-SOLOW MJ ROBOT MOVES PAR-TAYYYY at my house, is CANCELLED! Sorry.
Because the thing is, even in the first place, I LITERALLY honestly, honest-to-god posted somewhere here on this site, I can't remember where now, and I was like "I ONLY agree to this, if Brummers McScrummers does my door!" To keep all the riff-raff out!! Anyway! There was no word back on that ever, so,.... party's OFF!!! Done. Finito!
BUT!!! There's a NEW PLAN in town!!
Cala-lily!! ME!! 'n' YOU!! 'n' KARL!! 'n' WHITNEY!! and Baptiste!! AND YOU, AZTEC!!!! We are all going on a SUPER f***ING MUY CALIENTE weird double date together, to Maxim's.
We are all wearing our custom made dressing gowns. We are all gonna drop 'em like they're hot. And after that, what happens at Maxim's, stays at Maxim's. OR so I'm told.
Ready?
I know, agree. Debbie Deb is super FI-YAH.I need to find my roller skates and my strobe light. I like all this electro stuff where it's like the bridge between late 70's disco and early 80's rap and new wave. Debbie Deb is hot.