OH LOOK!! I turn my back for ONE single millisecond, distracted by the man with the nice arms and with a VERY dubious twinkle in his eye,... and suddenly I come back to, ONLY THE HOTTEST f***ING THREAD THIS PLACE HAS EVER SEEN. Yeah, calm down people.
But, the hottness is
real. My HEARTEYES couldn't get any bigger, even if I TRIED. Are you kidding me? KIM GORDON doing Addicted to Love, then KLF, then Laura Brannigan, then PETER SCHILLING?
Wait sorry, I haven't gotten any further yet, even to so much as scroll down, ... because you had me at Peter Schilling.
Sooooo!! Going by this little drive-by that you left for me, imma guess that I had some
stuffs wrong
all along!!?!!
Because it turns out that your name CALA or even
Cala-lily is
NOT short for "Calamine Lotion", but is actually short for how f***ing
MUY CALIENTE this thread is!!!!
So, listen. Debbie and Grace and everyone are actually gonna be happy as all
get-out to hear this, because they had uch higher hopes for us anyway. But the thing is, M-SOLOW MJ ROBOT MOVES P
AR-TAYYYY at my house, is CANCELLED! Sorry.
Because the thing is, even in the first place, I LITERALLY honestly, honest-to-god posted somewhere here on this site, I can't remember where now, and I was like "I ONLY agree to this, if Brummers McScrummers does my door!" To keep all the riff-raff out!! Anyway! There was
no word back on that ever, so,.... party's OFF!!! Done.
Finito!
BUT!!! There's a NEW PLAN in town!!
Cala-lily!! ME!! 'n' YOU!! 'n' KARL!! 'n' WHITNEY!! and Baptiste!!
AND YOU, AZTEC!!!! We are all going on a SUPER f***ING MUY CALIENTE weird double date together, to
Maxim's.
We are all wearing our custom made dressing gowns. We are all gonna drop 'em like they're hot. And after that, what
happens at Maxim's,
stays at Maxim's. OR so I'm told.
Ready?