What does suzanne mean??????

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Slut,whore,filthiest pile of shit on the face of the earth,ugly,illiterate,uneducated,white trash,back woods,inbred,sleeps with her cousin,had sex with midgets on her prom night,hasnt been a virgin since age 4 when her dad and her used to "hang out" and they used to play michael jackson together, skanky,non money making douchebag,which is why she doesnt work for me anymore. I got complaints of some sort of foul stench coming from between her legs,it scared the customers away.

You turn suzanne inside out and she'd look like a porcupine with as many dicks as she's had in her.
 
Actually it means 'rose' or 'lily'.

http://www.gardencards.biz/html/flowernames_S.htm

> Slut,whore,filthiest pile of shit on the face of the
> earth,ugly,illiterate,uneducated,white trash,back woods,inbred,sleeps with
> her cousin,had sex with midgets on her prom night,hasnt been a virgin
> since age 4 when her dad and her used to "hang out" and they
> used to play michael jackson together, skanky,non money making
> douchebag,which is why she doesnt work for me anymore. I got complaints of
> some sort of foul stench coming from between her legs,it scared the
> customers away.

> You turn suzanne inside out and she'd look like a porcupine with as many
> dicks as she's had in her.
 
> Actually it means 'rose' or 'lily'.

> http://www.gardencards.biz/html/flowernames_S.htm

Leave Suzanne. She is a lesbian and is happy with her life !
 
f*** you,she lipped off and now she gets it. f*** her and her lesbian ways. Know why shes a lesbian???? no guy would bang her.
 
Re: Ignore all that mean stuff...

You seem to think I give a shitty shit about what people think about the PIMP???? Im happy to say,I dont!!!!!
 
Re: Ignore all that mean stuff...

I already knew I was fabulous,i dont need a website to tell me otherwise. I rule the f***in planet,isnt it obvious?????
 
what's the difference between Improper's penis and the comedian Carrot Top?

People genuinely laughed when it did stand-up.

What's the difference between a 30 year old finally losing their virginity to Improper after years of not being able to find a date and the Alamo?

They'd still rather remember the Alamo.
 
Re: What does suzanne mean??????Ill tell you.

Yeah,those were almost funny. Not nearly as funny as that stench you have growing betwween your legs,and whats with all that hair down there??? gees,i thought you were chewbacca from star wars????? Take a shower dirty whore.
 
Face the facts whore,your little "come backs" are an attempt for you to try and save what little face or dignity you have left,it didnt work. You have neither. Remember whore:you started this,Im glad to finish.

suzannes like a hardware store: 5 cents a screw

suzannes like a gun:give her a cock and she blows

Suzannes like a tv: even a kid can turn her on.

suzannes like a race car,she burns 20 rubbers a day.

suzannes like a whale:they both have lots of sperm inside them.

Ever see pictures of suzanne blowing oompa loompas at the zoo??? wanna buy some?????
 
Just like nonesoever means:anus,ass clown,f***knuckle,shitbag,f***face,needledick,puppy pumper,baboon f***er,pedophile,dickcheese...do i need to go on???? keep your nose out of my business....... f***stain.
 
what do you get when you cross Improper with an insect?

A fruit fly.

how are Improper's teeth and a jalapeno alike?

both are naturally green.

how is sex with improper unlike a game of football?

before the play, he's always facing the wrong way.
 
Whats the difference between a pile of shit and suzanne????

the shits worth more.

Whats the difference between jenna jamison and suzanne???? id rather f*** jenna jamison.

Whats the difference between the back of an elephants ass while taking a shit,and suzannes face?????

the elephant looks better.

Whats thew difference between a whore and suzanne??? nothing,they're both the same.
 
> what do you get when you cross Improper with an insect?
> A fruit fly.

> how are Improper's teeth and a jalapeno alike?
> both are naturally green.

> how is sex with improper unlike a game of football?
> before the play, he's always facing the wrong way.

You haven't lost your touch, after all these years.
 
> You haven't lost your touch, after all these years.

hello.

so you've come back to mingle with the little people? :^P
 
> hello.
> so you've come back to mingle with the little people? :^P

not for long, darling. it's a holiday weekend, so don't expect me to stay for long.
 
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