What do you think of Morrissey's new "Dude" t-shirt?

Check it out on his Merchandise store.

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Link posted by Nerak:

https://uk.mporium.org/collections/frontpage/products/dude-white-t-shirt

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Update January 30:
Now the subject of a Central post:

• Morrissey Central: "T-SHIRT OF THE MONTH (YEAR?)" - January 30, 2020

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Related items:

• Morrissey expresses gratitude for loving messages after his son Dude's death - "so little time" - Jan. 21, 2020
• Morrissey's (?) cat died today - Jan. 20, 2020

 

[Anonymous]

The cat’s corpse would make for a better t-shirt. ...but Morrissey wasn’t around for his death any lore than he was around for his life, was he? He didn’t take Dude to the vet, did he?

He’s sure as f*** here to sell you the t-shirt though, isn’t he?

We’re well passed “extra track and a tacky badge”, aren’t we?

 

[Anonymous]

OK, time to handover to the pricks. Enjoy each other; you can have it until 9am.

Awwww. Your pussy hurt, li’l fella? Time to hit the bottom bunk. Sweet dreams.

 

[Anonymous]

OK, time to handover to the pricks. Enjoy each other; you can have it until 9am.

Oh. Time is no issue here, son. Truth knows no time. Off you go, kiddo.

 

[ordinaryboy86]

Nice t-shirt! Let's face it, whatever Morrissey does is going to be criticized. The moz haters think they are perfect.

nice? You can get a ten year old to knock up a better effort on Moonpig.com

where’s the pride in the products he’s putting his name to? Anyone who thinks this is a decent tee, must have pretty low standards in their respective lives & professions. No self respecting businesses man or company would sign off on this shit.

 

[Anonymous]

Skinny your normal fake Ids must be under performing for you to bring back this pseudonym.

Who gives a shit who posted it. It’s f***ing BANG-ON, Beansprout!

 

[Anonymous]

More cats to the world!

Dude uses the technique of a cat where Pilla used to live and it climbed all the way up to her face using the claws on her jacket.

LOL

"Love me Pilla love me".

 

[Anonymous]

The cat’s corpse would make for a better t-shirt. ...but Morrissey wasn’t around for his death any lore than he was around for his life, was he? He didn’t take Dude to the vet, did he?

He’s sure as f*** here to sell you the t-shirt though, isn’t he?

We’re well passed “extra track and a tacky badge”, aren’t we?

Ask Jenna in Boyle Heights cause she used to dig up her dead cat from the garden when high.

 

[BrokenFrame]

nice? You can get a ten year old to knock up a better effort on Moonpig.com

where’s the pride in the products he’s putting his name too? Anyone who thinks this is a decent tee, must have pretty low standards in their respective lives & professions. No self respecting businesses man or company would sign off on this shit.

Because your taste is somehow superior?
I think it's a nice simple design.

 

[Anonymous]

nice? You can get a ten year old to knock up a better effort on Moonpig.com

where’s the pride in the products he’s putting his name too? Anyone who thinks this is a decent tee, must have pretty low standards in their respective lives & professions. No self respecting businesses man or company would sign off on this shit.

These f***ing clowns will buy anything he tosses at them. Don’t waste your time. It’s not worth the effort. Knowing that they all buy multiple copies of the pap, the charts say that there are only 6-7 of them.

Maybe 10 in Poland.

 

[Anonymous]

Because your taste is somehow superior?

Dunno the dude from Adam but - YEAH - his taste is superior. ...at least of you’re into THIS f***ing nonsense.

Unless you’re going to a vegan Melvis party - which is a party of 5 - that shirt is a waste of child labour.

Have a seat, Fruitcake. You’re out of your depth here.

 

[ordinaryboy86]

Because your taste is somehow superior?

It’s not a taste issue, it’s a quality issue, effort, creativeness, love, care and attention to detail. This is lazy garbage and it’s really not debatable.

 

[BrokenFrame]

Dunno the dude from Adam but - YEAH - his taste is superior. ...at least of you’re into THIS f***ing nonsense.

Unless you’re going to a vegan Melvis party - which is a party of 5 - that shirt is a waste of child labour.

Have a seat, Fruitcake. You’re out of your depth here.

Fruit cake? The melvis thing isn't funny to anyone. I don't respect trolls.

 

[Anonymous]

Because your taste is somehow superior?
I think it's a nice simple design.

Yeah. It’s not “somehow”. That design is GARBAGE. It’s weak, reaching and only designed for the slugs who buy into his constant nonsense. Apparently you are one.

You’d seriously buy and wear that shit? ...in public?

Fak Arf.

 

[Anonymous]

More cats to the world!

Dude uses the technique of a cat where Pilla used to live and it climbed all the way up to her face using the claws on her jacket.

LOL

"Love me Pilla love me".

Pilla's been unlucky with pets and her abusive ex had a bull dog that bit her straight in the face and she needed surgery.

I shouldn't have ventured down the bargain bin at that last chance saloon disco....

But a brown bag and she is fine. The darker the better and no mirrors makes jewish mourners happy too.

 

[Anonymous]

Ask Jenna in Boyle Heights cause she used to dig up her dead cat from the garden when high.

"oh kitty kitty sleep well tonight time for some Smiths and Moz".

 

[Anonymous]

More cats to the world!

Dude uses the technique of a cat where Pilla used to live and it climbed all the way up to her face using the claws on her jacket.

LOL

"Love me Pilla love me".

Out where I am, we have 2000+ cats we’re just trying to cull.

Amazing how animal lovers don’t realize that they’re animals. ...and have ZERO clue about the actual, scientifically based reasoning - it real world experience - behind population control.

Fak Arf

 

[Anonymous]

Ask Jenna in Boyle Heights cause she used to dig up her dead cat from the garden when high.

Now THAT’S someone who loved her cat!

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? The melvis thing isn't funny to anyone. I don't respect trolls.

I’m not here to gain your respect, Fruitcake. I’m here for the laughs. ...and you’re a f***ing scream.

Buy the shirt and shit the f*** up.

 

[Anonymous]

Fruit cake? The melvis thing isn't funny to anyone. I don't respect trolls.

This is the thing with you lot. The “Melvis thing” isn’t a joke. It’s pure and unadulterated reality.

Get a tiny clue, Fruitcake.

 

[vegan cro spirit 888]

Dunno the dude from Adam but - YEAH - his taste is superior. ...at least of you’re into THIS f***ing nonsense.

Unless you’re going to a vegan Melvis party - which is a party of 5 - that shirt is a waste of child labour.

Have a seat, Fruitcake. You’re out of your depth here.

Smellvis, no tour of Polish outhouses???