What did make you smile today?

malvachat said:
I do,I do all the time.
My user name is taken from the fact she never stops telling me things.
Non stop chat.
But being a little hard of hearing makes me a good listener:D:D
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Just smile and nod.

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There was a Newfoundland in line behind us at the park today. He was really sweet. :o :(
 
I almost ran over the strangest looking man.
 
troubleluvsme said:
And that made you smile? :lbf:

What did he look like?
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He looked the wrong color, but familiar. Like a ghost stuck in the wrong body. I could've talked to him because he was begging for change at the door of the car in front of me as we were stopped at the light. He was holding a red book which I figured was a bible. The light turned green as she was looking for change and I thought "Oh eff. Is he going to read a passage now? I don't have time for this, I'm late getting these ladies to dinner as it is." So like an asshole I honked. The car took off and he walked IN FTONT OF MY CAR LIKE A SNAIL looking at me with this awesome f***ing familiar intensity. So I freaked and gunned it and ran the red light because I was afraid I'd be too dumbstruck to talk to him.

I've fallen in love for a few seconds with more than ten hobos, but this guy I almost killed! :o
 
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CrystalGeezer said:
He looked the wrong color, but familiar. Like a ghost stuck in the wrong body. I could've talked to him because he was begging for change at the door of the car in front of me as we were stopped at the light. He was holding a red book which I figured was a bible. The light turned green as she was looking for change and I thought "Oh eff. Is he going to read a passage now? I don't have time for this, I'm late getting these ladies to dinner as it is." So like an asshole I honked. The car took off and he walked IN FTONT OF MY CAR LIKE A SNAIL looking at me with this awesome f***ing familiar intensity. So I freaked and gunned it and ran the red light because I was afraid I'd be too dumbstruck to talk to him.

I've fallen in love for a few seconds with more than ten hobos, but this guy I almost killed! :o
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Wow- I'm glad you didn't kill him.
Not to mention, it would have made you really late to dinner.
 
troubleluvsme said:
Wow- I'm glad you didn't kill him.
Not to mention, it would have made you really late to dinner.
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It would make an amazing ending to my graphic novel about all the hobos I've secretly had 5 second crushes on. "Then there was the one I killed on the way to Easter Dinner..."
 
CrystalGeezer said:
It would make an amazing ending to my graphic novel about all the hobos I've secretly had 5 second crushes on. "Then there was the one I killed on the way to Easter Dinner..."
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This is true.
However, think about all the money you can make once you publish the "Alternate Ending" version. :thumb:
 
troubleluvsme said:
This is true.
However, think about all the money you can make once you publish the "Alternate Ending" version. :thumb:
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THat we fall in love? The Hobo in Front of Larios Meat Market: a love story
 
troubleluvsme said:
I was thinking the alternate ending would be that you hit him and kill him.
I like your idea better.
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I kill him with my vagina. HEY Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'd have to hose him down first. My hobo love fantasies generally involve cleaning them up first. One time my friend and I were in San Francisco where all of my dreams could've almost come true in the middle of China Town. There was this old black man who kept begging my very shy friend for money and I told him to stop it. He thought I had super natural powers because I used his name Mario (another hobo was yelling his name a few minutes earlier and I quietly watched the whole thing go down) so he walked up to me and said "I GOT BUGS! YOU WANNA FEEL THEM?" and indicated I could put my hand in his pants and feel his bugs. My friend about died of embarrassment and I was trying so hard not to laugh but it was so flippin' funny, people were looking and pointing as this transient man kept yelling "SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS ME. I GOT BUGS!!!! I NEED A SHOWER!!!!!!"

Maybe you had to be there.
 
CrystalGeezer said:
I kill him with my vagina. HEY Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

I'd have to hose him down first. My hobo love fantasies generally involve cleaning them up first. One time my friend and I were in San Francisco where all of my dreams could've almost come true in the middle of China Town. There was this old black man who kept begging my very shy friend for money and I told him to stop it. He thought I had super natural powers because I used his name Mario (another hobo was yelling his name a few minutes earlier and I quietly watched the whole thing go down) so he walked up to me and said "I GOT BUGS! YOU WANNA FEEL THEM?" and indicated I could put my hand in his pants and feel his bugs. My friend about died of embarrassment and I was trying so hard not to laugh but it was so flippin' funny, people were looking and pointing as this transient man kept yelling "SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS ME. I GOT BUGS!!!! I NEED A SHOWER!!!!!!"

Maybe you had to be there.
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:lbf: I've never seen a hobo porn channel.
If there is one, I don't want to know about it!
 
troubleluvsme said:
:lbf: I've never seen a hobo porn channel.
If there is one, I don't want to know about it!
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WHat do you think the odds are that Morrissey will be into hobo cosplay once we start...you know...:D
 
I should've invited him to dinner.
 
I'm thinking about non-oping the Benz in June when the registration is due and buying a Kia Soul. I told my dad this and he's decided I should upgrade from a '79 and drive an 80s-era Mercedes TURBO diesel instead, that he'll keep an eye out, not to make any rash decisions. :D He's always had this thing about me driving a Benz, it's funny.
 
I think I'm in love with Stoffel.

 
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All this love talk. Spring must be in the air and I'm channeling the flowers.

hCCAF846D
 
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