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Excited for Farmer’s Markets to start opening. Looking forward to all the fresh, local produce.
Kidney stone central trade them in at the pawn shop and spend it all at the porn shop.

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Michigan, like a jumbo jet held together by duct tape.
 
wine gums, pretending they're prawns
Your eating disorder and cravings for sweets has to do with you being in need of more chrome. Your healthy regime doesn't make you happy so you turn to candy for that sugar rush cause the brain is screaming "feed me energy".

You also eat chocolate to feel the same feelings as when you are in love. I urge you to seek counselling.
 
Can't believe I've only just discovered the delights of croissants. Pop them in the toaster, and hey presto, instant flaky pastry treats.
 
Can't believe I've only just discovered the delights of croissants. Pop them in the toaster, and hey presto, instant flaky pastry treats.
Croissants in the toaster? How do you make them fit? :confused: You must have to sit on them first, no? Better for 10 mins in a warm oven: they are deliciously soft and puffy yet slightly crispy on the outside.
 
Croissants in the toaster? How do you make them fit? :confused: You must have to sit on them first, no? Better for 10 mins in a warm oven: they are deliciously soft and puffy yet slightly crispy on the outside.
I did have to squash them a little, Pep, but they weren't very big. I'll try them in the oven next time.
 
Not too long or you lose the softness. If you give them a little squeeze to check, you can tell when they hit that point of maximum puffiness before they crisp up too much.
Are they a savoury food or a sweet? I had them with a banana because I have trouble forcing my quota of fruit down my neck when I'm hungover.
 
Are they a savoury food or a sweet? I had them with a banana because I have trouble forcing my quota of fruit down my neck when I'm hungover.
They can be either - you can even buy pre-sweetened ones filled with chocolate. You are a one, I would think getting your Five A Day is the least of your worries :lbf: Have you got a blender? Or a juicer? Maybe smoothies and juices might work better for you (juicing is v good for detoxing)
 
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