Wayne Rooney's quiff compared to Morrissey's

First Joey Barton, now Wayne Rooney. Quiff United, here we come...

Rooney sports Morrissey-style hairdo at FIFA awards - truthdive

Looks like Rooney’s had the hairdryer treatment - The Sun


[SUB]The boy with the short back and sides ... Wayne Rooney with popstar Shakira in Zurich[/SUB]

HEAVEN knows Wayne Rooney's not miserable now — showing off a Morrissey-style quiff alongside singer Shakira last night.


[SUB]Morroosey ... is Wayne Rooney morphing into The Smiths' frontman Morrissey?[/SUB]

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Jon also writes:

Spotted in a UK tabloid this morning. Must be a slow news day...

Gene splicing: so far only successful with #Rooney and #Morrissey - v/ @jonnice http://t.co/9tbOAc2L

http://twitter.com/#!/JonnieWilks/status/157010068058013696

 

[starless]

Slow news day?

 

[Anonymous]

Get stuffed all the people who agree with the comparison! No wonder Morrissey hates this site!

 

[Anonymous]

Morrissey has all own hair doesnt he? Wayne on the other hand has implants! (and looks like shrek no matter how much hair he has!)

 

[billy scissors]

Moz is starting to look like Tommy Cooper

 

[leedoggpimp]

same hair plugs maybe but no i don't see a quiff.

 

[Anonymous]

Shakira looks awful there. What happened to her? Hips don't lie? Neither does the camera.

 

[Anonymous]

f*** me........ what a shite story....... as mentioned above, this granny shagging Scouse twat has transplanted Colleen's pubes onto his head. That's why he looks like a right c***.

 

[grant gauld]

please please get this picture of wayne(thick as f***,no style scouse tink) he should never be on this forum.the boy is a peasant with too much money,simples.

 

[Anonymous]

Dirty Scouse... Man U playing twat....

 

[Anonymous]

please please get this picture of wayne(thick as f***,no style scouse tink) he should never be on this forum.the boy is a peasant with too much money,simples.

I think I Love you.

 

[celibate]

Rooney looks like Paul Gasgoine , when he was running and acting like a bull in his careerWhat's tomorrow Jesse Tobias en Lionel Messi

 

[Anonymous]

useless news

 

[Anonymous]

Shakira looks awful there. What happened to her? Hips don't lie? Neither does the camera.

Totally agree, she looks fugly for one thing, & as far as her singing goes she sounds like a pair of Babooms mating.