Was your first sexual encounter a complete disaster?

Not a disaster, no. I had sex with her and then never spoke to her again. It went rather perfectly, actually :)
 
I paid 30 dollars for my first encounter, with a Hooker in New York.....it wasn't that special, but she was very nice......and "Columbo" was on the telly in the room, which was rather distracting.....I never did find out how that episode ended.....
 
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