Was your first sexual encounter a complete disaster?

blue jag

Banned
It happened on a lovely hot summers day with barely a cloud in the sky...
but it didnt last long and then it managed to struggle free and ran straight back into the flock...:(

One good thing did come out of it though - I discovered that wool brings me out in a nasty rash.

Mind you, We've been together ever since...:):thumb:
 

Scarlet Ibis

The Chicken of D.C.
No! It wor larbly.
 

bored

Lust a prima vista
A pleasure yet to come.
 

Superhans

Banned
It happened on a lovely hot summers day with barely a cloud in the sky...
but it didnt last long and then it managed to struggle free and ran straight back into the flock...:(

One good thing did come out of it though - I discovered that wool brings me out in a nasty rash.

Mind you, We've been together ever since...:):thumb:
Haha oh lol....hilarious, cos like you don't shag sheep, but you pretend you did hahaha genius! GENIUS!
 
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