Vote For Filmdom's Hottest Movie Jesus

[Busy Clippers]

Jim Caviezel: Passion of the Christ

Willem Dafoe: Last Temptation of Christ

Robert Powell: Jesus of Nazareth

Keanu as Buddha (sorry folks, I ran out of dishy Jesus actors)​

 

[virtually dead]

this ain't right, sex and the bible...
but the last one if I had to

 

[Pervomartovtsi]

f*** me this is heretic

 

[Busy Clippers]

C'mon. It's actors, not actual sons of God. You don't think Hollywood takes that into consideration when doing the casting? And doesn't Robert Powell look like Chris Robinson from The Black Crowes?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

I read the book first.....

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

&
Max von Sydow quote;

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

~i wholeheartedly, sadly, agree

 

[Kewpie]

I only watched "Last Temptation of Christ", so I don't know about others.

 

[Mmmmmm]

How about Kenneth Colley from Life of Brian

Don't know about his acting but this Jesus played

 

[bikubesong]

Jesus Christ Superstar rox

 

[Codreanu]

At four months, I was the newborn Christ in a Christmas musical/play.
It may not have been "hot", but I was certainly adorable.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

How about Kenneth Colley from Life of Brian

Don't know about his acting but this Jesus played

bump for funny
&

ps: i know its kind of 'racist' to make fun of people's name
but, since it is human to poke fun, ive decided to be @ peace
with it
i feel a song coming on

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
lyrics:
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!

 

[the more you explore me!]

Max von Sydow as he has played jesus & ming!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Max von Sydow as he has played jesus & ming!

ming, ming
yes!
&

he beat the devil!

 

[bikubesong]

At four months, I was the newborn Christ in a Christmas musical/play.
It may not have been "hot", but I was certainly adorable.

You were? When was this, do you have pictures?

 

[davdavon]

Well, since this is a Morrissey forum after all, I think we have to go for Enrique Irazoqui's portrayal of Jesus in Pasolini's The Gospel According to St. Matthew:

 

[drunken goldfish]

I voted for Keanu, who is soooo pretty, though not as Buddha (also, note to the casting director: half white/half Asian does not equal Indian ).

Well, since this is a Morrissey forum after all, I think we have to go for Enrique Irazoqui's portrayal of Jesus in Pasolini's The Gospel According to St. Matthew

Heh, did you know that he wanted to shoot the movie here, in the original location, but he was so dissapointed with the scenery not being like he imagined (like those poor souls who are shocked when they see the real Jordan River) he shot in Italy instead .

 

[Busy Clippers]

The winner is obvious, so no poll for Hottest Grown Up Former Baby Jesus.

Yeah, Fishy, movie people only care about appearances, both for the actors and the scenery. Everyone at work is constantly annoyed that they keep casting Mexicans to play Cubans in Miami CSI.

 

[Theo]

Quintana

The winner is obvious

You said it, man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus.

 

[Chartres]

Why not Jesus in Monty Python's "Life Of Brian"?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I voted for Keanu, who is soooo pretty, though not as Buddha (also, note to the casting director: half white/half Asian does not equal Indian

note to goldfish: dont drink!