Very strange about this English English and American English

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greasetea

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In one of my converaions with my "veddy british" psychiatrist, she always says "reckon".

"I reckon so"

"I reckon you would"

Very eloquent...but in America, if one were to say "reckon", boy what a f.ucking hillbilly jimbob you would look like. It matches up there with "fixin'" as in "I'm fixin' to make supper."

"FIXIN?!" ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Agh, I HATE HILLBILLIES and if the redcoated bitches were ever to invade us again: please take the fu.cking incestor bastards of the South...oh and all the southern baptists too!

..oh and I also believe that my psychiatrist is abusing me..she makes me play these licking games and she touches me funny. Is that normal? Am I being abused?
 
> ..oh and I also believe that my psychiatrist is abusing me..she
> makes me play these licking games and she touches me funny. Is
> that normal? Am I being abused?

are you a lollipop?
 
Southerner born and bred

Well Greasetea, I reckon you'd get yer ass kicked here in the bible belt.
 
> ..oh and I also believe that my psychiatrist is abusing me..she
> makes me play these licking games and she touches me funny. Is
> that normal? Am I being abused?

I wouldn't worry. My psychiatrist makes me do very similar things too.

LMC x
 
Re: How straiynge...

Mine too, he told be it was called "deep therapy" or something like that. He says I'm coming along nicely though.
 
"Strangeways, Here We Come"

> Mine too, he told be it was called "deep therapy" or
> something like that. He says I'm coming along nicely though.

Did my secretary call you to double up on your appointments? I really feel you need the extra sessions right away!(and so do I!)
 
> I wouldn't worry. My psychiatrist makes me do very similar
> things too.

> LMC x

My psychiatrist has sex with me every night, and she wants a baby !!!! ...

ps: she's my wife.
 
> My psychiatrist has sex with me every night, and she wants a
> baby !!!! ...

Dump her! Un-professional.

> ps: she's my wife.

Dump her! Why not, she has sex with one of her patients, even wants a baby from him, and you allow it all?
Un-healthy.
 
Re: tell it to her. it would be a relief... for me.

> Dump her! Why not, she has sex with one of her patients, even
> wants a baby from him, and you allow it all?
> Un-healthy.

oh yes, it's disgusting. but i don't need to pay her to hear me. why do you thing i got marry?
 
Re: tell it to her. it would be a relief... for me.

> oh yes, it's disgusting. but i don't need to pay her to hear me.
> why do you thing i got marry?

Maurice, mon cher,
I do not "thing". And about "marry" (I presume you don't mean "a small Johnny Marr"), "je suis sans lumières sur ce point".

But, all considered and studied, I think you must be saving big $$. Introspection and copulation for free.

Definitely un-healthy.
There are no values in this world, anymore.
 
Re: tell it to her. it would be a relief... for me.

> Maurice, mon cher,
> I do not "thing". And about "marry" (I
> presume you don't mean "a small Johnny Marr"),
> "je suis sans lumières sur ce point".
excuse moi... you don't "thing", but maybe you think, and NO, it's not a small Jonhy Marr. actually, it's a BIG TROUBLE, with a kid beside.

> But, all considered and studied, I think you must be saving big
> $$. Introspection and copulation for free.
yes, but my soul is in her hands. maybe i should go and start a new life, but the kid is important to me.

> Definitely un-healthy.
> There are no values in this world, anymore.
values??? i never saw it in this world. have you got a simple exemple? not a catholic one, please.
 
Re: tell it to her. it would be a relief... for me.

> excuse moi... you don't "thing", but maybe you think,
> and NO, it's not a small Jonhy Marr. actually, it's a BIG
> TROUBLE, with a kid beside.
> yes, but my soul is in her hands. maybe i should go and start a
> new life, but the kid is important to me.
> values??? i never saw it in this world. have you got a simple
> exemple? not a catholic one, please.

Relentlessness.
 
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