1) I don't know Moz very well. I've met him 13 times between 1994 - 2009, each time signing multiple things for me. That doesn't make us buddies though. I'm not the one claiming to know Moz, only people in his camp.
2) I couldn't tell you. See my answer to question number one.
3) I couldn't tell you. See my answer to question number one.
4) I assume his nickname for you is Filthy Liar Cuntface.
I can't stop you from ripping people off on eBay. What goes around comes around though, so you'll get yours sooner or later. Fuck off and please die a slow cancerous death soon, mmmmmkay????? Fuckity Bye.
Fucking brilliant and hysterical!!!