For sure you are. I’d expect nothing less from your lot of dribbling sycophants.
Nah. It’s pretty simple, really. Even someone with your below average level of cognitive ability should be able to get a basic grasp on it.
Just clocked off have we, or have you just made it home before you break your tag curfew at 23.00 .Easy, Sally. You’re out of your depth. Your cheese sandwich and cheese music obsession is showing.
Nobody needs a weak comeback from a punter that couldn’t make the grade at the Miniature museum.
Don’t ever pay too much heed to the rankings of a Carlisle bumpkin.
So, you don’t? It’s beyond you?
Sweet baby Jesus, Karen! Looks like you’re puking up the neighbour’s Veg-Wellington there. Please try to keep it down, or you risk exclusion from Melvis’ inaugural VEGAS “Beyond Meat” eating competition next year. The big sausage-fest winner gets premium seating in the convalescent aisles alongside Deaf-Jimmy, SER, Hovis and Baz (who can’t afford the flight, so there’s two free seats!), Barry “Whosit?” from Central, Veg-head Croat (who couldn’t find his way to an airport even if you drove him to the gate) and the AR guy from K-Tel Records.
^Look at this backwoods tart, insulting the good people of the fish-processing industry. Not to mention the crack at Branson pickles. I get it. You’re unemployable and your anger, jealousy, ignorance and frustration need to be shelled out somehow. That’s fine, my wee boon-dock, redneck friend. I understand. I’ll take your half-wit commentary and raise you a glass!
Ahhh. So it’s Turrets. Never mind. Sorry to trouble you Karen.
Hey Baz. The miniature museum said you you hadn’t shown up for your midnight shift in days. They said it looked like you might have fallen into the tiny “fruits of the sea” exposition tank and been hopelessly gnawed by gobies and guppies. Hope you’re ok.
^This tart. Lol!That's nearly Aztec level.
Or Vegan Cro without the comic timing.
Nah. That’s absolutely PERFECT!That's nearly Aztec level.
Or Vegan Cro without the comic timing.
I actually speak four languages, pretty fluent, and yes I do make some mistakes. But hey, what are your language skills?Keep up the good work, fatpulpboy... The remedial-English classes seem to be working!
We’re doing our best captain birds eye... did you notice the other night when the crack and amusing posts were going back and forth??? Then all of a sudden they were all taken off, you remember???
