Tyler The Creator's fashion brand has a "Pen is mightier than the sword" t-shirt (Winter 2020)

Tyler The Creator's fashion brand has a "Pen is mightier than the sword" t-shirt in the preview for their next drop (Winter 2020 preview)
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Appears to be from the 1991 Kevin Cummins photo shoot:



 
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Anonymous

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Aye, because you're so esoteric.
Nah. It’s pretty simple, really. Even someone with your below average level of cognitive ability should be able to get a basic grasp on it.
 
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Anonymous

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So... The root of Melvis’ identity and relevance is finally revealed!

7 people spouting about a “penis” t-shirt.

What a bunch of f***ing dicks.

Fak Arf.
 
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carlislebaz

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Easy, Sally. You’re out of your depth. Your cheese sandwich and cheese music obsession is showing.

Nobody needs a weak comeback from a punter that couldn’t make the grade at the Miniature museum.

Don’t ever pay too much heed to the rankings of a Carlisle bumpkin. ;)
Just clocked off have we, or have you just made it home before you break your tag curfew at 23.00 .
Did mummy put enough Branson pickle on your sandwiches today for your your shift at the fish factory?
Captain birds eye....
 
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Melvis One

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Sweet baby Jesus, Karen! Looks like you’re puking up the neighbour’s Veg-Wellington there. Please try to keep it down, or you risk exclusion from Melvis’ inaugural VEGAS “Beyond Meat” eating competition next year. The big sausage-fest winner gets premium seating in the convalescent aisles alongside Deaf-Jimmy, SER, Hovis and Baz (who can’t afford the flight, so there’s two free seats!), Barry “Whosit?” from Central, Veg-head Croat (who couldn’t find his way to an airport even if you drove him to the gate) and the AR guy from K-Tel Records.

Bring your wee video, Karen. People are getting tired of the Bruce Lee and John Wayne nonsense.
 
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Melvis One

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Just clocked off have we, or have you just made it home before you break your tag curfew at 23.00 .
Did mummy put enough Branson pickle on your sandwiches today for your your shift at the fish factory?
Captain birds eye....
^Look at this backwoods tart, insulting the good people of the fish-processing industry. Not to mention the crack at Branson pickles. I get it. You’re unemployable and your anger, jealousy, ignorance and frustration need to be shelled out somehow. That’s fine, my wee boon-dock, redneck friend. I understand. I’ll take your half-wit commentary and raise you a glass!

...but for the sake of those who live you - at least - try to make an effort. You’re acting like an unflushed turd that keeps circling but can’t quite make it to the point.
 

Nerak

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Sweet baby Jesus, Karen! Looks like you’re puking up the neighbour’s Veg-Wellington there. Please try to keep it down, or you risk exclusion from Melvis’ inaugural VEGAS “Beyond Meat” eating competition next year. The big sausage-fest winner gets premium seating in the convalescent aisles alongside Deaf-Jimmy, SER, Hovis and Baz (who can’t afford the flight, so there’s two free seats!), Barry “Whosit?” from Central, Veg-head Croat (who couldn’t find his way to an airport even if you drove him to the gate) and the AR guy from K-Tel Records.

Bring your wee video, Karen. People are getting tired of the Bruce Lee and John Wayne nonsense.

That's nearly Aztec level.

Or Vegan Cro without the comic timing. 🤒
 
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Just clocked off have we, or have you just made it home before you break your tag curfew at 23.00 .
Did mummy put enough Branson pickle on your sandwiches today for your your shift at the fish factory?
Captain birds eye....
Hey Baz. The miniature museum said you you hadn’t shown up for your midnight shift in days. They said it looked like you might have fallen into the tiny “fruits of the sea” exposition tank and been hopelessly gnawed by gobies and guppies. Hope you’re ok.

You’re gonna need to bank some serious hours, if you wanna make it to Vegas in time!
 

BrummieBoy

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Welcome to the land of the LOST. Somehow “The pen is mightier than the sword” has something to do with Morrissey? It’s been around and often used since the mid-19th century. It has ZERO to do with your man-child, who’s pen ran dry two decades ago. The wonks who post this shit, are trying to run damage control. It’s too late.

Morrissey is a stuck-pig, f***ing racist who - rather than face facts and man-up - has allowed a bunch of fawning slugs to control his media presence.

This constant begging for admiration and relevance, on the backs of others is complete nonsense. ...and the 7 of you are lapping it up, like placenta eating dogs.

While it’s saddening to watch, it’s also good for a few laughs.
;)
 
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carlislebaz

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Nah. That’s absolutely PERFECT!

LOVE this site! Keep it all going, kids. You’re a scream!!!!
We’re doing our best captain birds eye... did you notice the other night when the crack and amusing posts were going back and forth??? Then all of a sudden they were all taken off, you remember???
The mods we’re moderating I suppose ... but yes I enjoy the banter, and so do you.... so let’s not stop.... Pisshead
 

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